Official STW General Election Night thread

ministers conceding defeat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (we will not exceed exit poll)

tories are ****!

Bury North to Labour. Binners will be happy. Got some mates who have done loads of door-stepping there, very happy for them. Just need Calder now….

another seat lost for snp to the blue meanies

Robertson gone.

I really should go to bed, but it’s too gripping.

We’re now rid of our Tory ****!!!! 🙂

#nuttallout

Angus Robertson out Tories in!

Can’t stand seeing George Osborne looking so smug, hateful man.

Sir Craig Oliver says its looking increasingly difficult for May to survive tomorrow. Says CCHQ have given up on majority. oorrff

Oh Moray 😥

Salmond next?
13.6% swing to tories turfed robertson out.
Ken Clarke re-elected.

Bad news for May, Boris is looking stoked. I bet she’s superglued herself to the floor in number 10.

TM the crappest ever PM?

TJ – I understand though that Angus was not one of the seats gained spectacularly in 2015. Makes the swing more surprising in my opinion.

Meanwhile actors showing whats going on in CCHQ

Many parallels with the Armando Iannucci creation, crap in public, gaffs, bad policy and bad ideas.

Boris won’t want to be leader in oppo !

Makes the swing more surprising in my opinion.

The Tories ploughed all their efforts into this seat purely because he was the SNP leader in Westminster. Looks like SNP was too complacent with their large majority.

TM the crappest ever PM?

I present Neville Chamberlain

BBC have just mapped results to date onto exit poll and predict tories to win 322 seats; marginally short.

BJ 4 PM 4 Me 😈

revised bbc estimate 322 seats for con

What the **** are you Scofchish doing?!?

Our Tory **** has just turned his 300 seat majority into a 4,375 labour majority

Nice one James!

CHEERS!!!!!! 😀

worst political play ever! (remind me how many years did they have in the bag ? 😀 )

I present Neville Chamberlain

I must be a lot younger than you 🙂

*goes off to Wikipedia to read about NC

deadlydarcy – Member

What the **** are you Scofchish doing?!?

The Russians have hacked us!

SNP vote is down everywhere. Bad night for them even given exceptional 2015 result and inevitable loss of some seats.

Tasmina ahmed-sheikh out.
SNP getting slapped.
Indyref2 dead in the water.

Good of the Scots to do the decent thing. Shame about the rest of the UK.

Had no plans to drink alcohol tonight, but after seeing Angus Robertson getting booted out we are now guzzling celebration wine.

the dailyfail has now gone to..

may day may day

deadlydarcy – Member

What the **** are you Scofchish doing?!?

anti SNP tactical voting after ten years in power and from a freak high result last time. Unionist V nationalist up here with some labour folk suggesting tactically voting tory to oust the SNP.

smug ****

mefty – Member

Good of the Scots to do the decent thing. Shame about the rest of the UK.

SNP are still going to be the largest party with well more than half the seats

This is brilliant!!! Best night shift ever.

Good of the Scots to do the decent thing. Shame about the rest of the UK.

Lots of regional variation, expect Tories to do well in West Midlands, West Yorkshire, North East and Scotland. Labour will do well in metroplitan areas especially London. Tory votes gained will be more efficient leading to 80 odd majority but could be 100.

😀

322 seats predicted for Tories means they could pass legislation with help of northern Irish unionists. Bah.

2nd recount requested by the tories in my constituency (North Perth).

Getting nervous for my very good SNP MP…

East Renfrewshire Tory looks about 12!