Drop a letter from a film title thread resurrection.

Far From The Adding Crowd. Mathematician leaves his colleagues to go on a much needed holiday.

The Back Hole – a camp scientist cruises the rim of a black hole looking for whatever action comes his way.

Dad’s Arm. pompous bank manager cuts his arm off to help defend the nation

The Icycle thieves – angry Norwegians in pursuit of lost frozen klingons
Reservoir Dos – picnics and frolics at the water’s edge
High Noo – Scotsman greets his friends and neighbours with a jazz cigarette
Lien – adventures in the life of a debt collector

Laughterhouse Five – Hilarious tales of firebombing and time travel
Ard to kill – Sean Bean remake of the Seigal classic

Raveheart – Mel Gibson gets off his face on disco biscuits.

The Lying Scotsman – Graeme Obree makes up a story about riding his bike.

9½ Wees – the story of a complex relationship between a man and his porcelain potty

aws – a sweet tale of a little fish spending it’s holidays in Martha’s Vinyard
Raiders of the Lost Ar – a dyslexic archaeologist has trouble working out where he is
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Dom – the same archaeologist discovers a cult that prays at the shrine of an enormous mobile phone
Indiana Jones and the La’s Crusade – the hero returns, this time on tour with a Liverpudlian band trying desperately to make a comeback
ook – a little boy battles with a crocodile and a pirate on the Leeds to Livrpool canal
Attack of the Clone – a short, unsuccessful, low budget flick made by George Lucas
O bother, where art thou – George Clooney gets mildly peeved in this Ulyses inspired adventure (rated U)
The Blind Sid – Ernie Large’s partner loses his glasses

some Like it Ho – Marilyn Munroe only 18 certificate film
The O.d couple – two newly single middle aged men take a trip to Switzerland
The Quiet Ma – John Wayne does Mrs Doubtfire with an Irish twist
Particus – a toga wearing party organiser who is so popular, everyone pretends that they are him
the La’s Mohican – the return of the Liverpudlian band who in a desperate attempt at a comeback, get a radical haircut in order to appeal to the yoof of today

Bi – tom hanks grows up over night to find out he’s half chips half rice

The Do’s of war – a plucky group of pigeon fanciers unite to defeat the Nazi
One with the wind – a handsome, southern plantation owner comes to terms with his chronic flatulence
the La’s samurai – our ever hopeful Liverpudlian band try to make it big in Japan, tonight
Interstella – Mathew McConoghey decides not to save the world and gets pished instead
Planet of the Aps – an astronaut returns from space only to find that a takeover of the planet by new world monkeys was foiled by their lack of opposable thumbs
The La’s House on the Left – failed horror flick about a band who live just at the end of the street
Weeny Todd – a disgruntled hair dresser goes on a killing spree when a customer makes fun of his little gentleman
finding Emo – a disaffected fish goes goth

Ice cold in Ale – A British soldier gets angry when served a warm pint after weeks spent in the desert
Siderman – Bitten by a spider, a man seeks solace in drink
Shaun of the DEA – after battling the zombie apocalypse, our hero returns to fight Mexican drug barons
my bi fat Greek wedding – a tale of love and romance on the island of Lesbos

Pup Fiction – a small dog with a big story