If you are drunk enough to get their attention, then I’d say there’s a good chance that your witty banter and reciting your hazy memory of the law are more likely to get you in trouble than just being sensible!
Wasn’t implying I’d necessarily be miroculous and giving them a lecture! I just meant demonstrating you have nothing to hide. Dunno, was just a thought.
Not the first time I’ve jumped across the street to grab something out the car and have been in situations where I would definitely fall foul of this.