Double decker bus etiquette: get your fat arse upstairs

Near side, top deck, front seat FTW. I love the feeling of almost hitting lamposts and just veering away at the last moment.

I am 44.

Scapegoat – Member
Yebbbut, what about the fat knife-wielding maniacs zombies who can’t get upstairs either?

Easier to stand at the top of the stairs and kick their heads off, thus blocking the way for others.

Here in London I normally sit downstairs, and definitely do if it’s the evening/night. Reduces the chances of getting hemmed in or approached by some creep. Like most women I know I’ve had a couple of harassment incidents on public transport and have modified my behaviour to suit. 🙄