Mostly Balanced – Member
One of the less well known advantages of 29ers is that the slower rotation of the wheels causes them to throw up less crud at any given speed than 26ers.
This would be true if the bike was moving at the same speed, however my scientific team have determined that the wheels are actually turning much faster due to the materially higher speeds attained by the average mincer. As such they expect the wheels to throw up much more mud and water and at a greater velocity.
There is of course a point at which the 29er is going so fast it barely touches the ground, we call it levitation mode or the 5th dimension. Once in the 5th dimension there will be no mud thrown up at all.