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I've just had the misfortune to review 4 reports written by 4 people - age range of 25-45yrs old, senior management roles.
Quite honestly it scares me how poorly people write these days. Simple words used incorrectly - [b]a[/b]ffect vs [b]e[/b]ffect, bought vs b[b]r[/b]ought and so on. Sentence construction that borders on a paragraph. Don't get me started on comma's''''''' 😉
Honestly, it's scary and embarassing. These people are on good salaries and in jobs that require a good level of formal training. From that you would expect that they can actually rite proper (sic). 2 of them had already been reviwed as well 🙄
Having marked them all up, and while i let a few things go (one of them looked like I had disassembled it with markup turned on) they individually did not comprehend some of the changes. These people all have degrees and between 5-20 years experience. Amazing.
WTF do people get taught these days ?.
No points for pointing out my speeling or grammaticul eerrors either as this is a RanT!$%#^#$.
I blame internet forums 😆
"affect vs effect" - to be honest I struggle with this one. Generally you affect an effect, yeah? Though you can also effect an effect. But you effect a change? And affect a personality disorder?
Its a homonym which is explained quite well at yourdictionary.com
Quite honestly it scares me how poorly people write these days. Simple words used incorrectly - affect vs effect, bought vs brought and so on. Sentence construction that borders on a paragraph. Don't get me started on comma's'''''''
Quite honestly it scares me that you don't know the difference between a comma and an apostrophe, but there you go.
I'm sure the rest of the gramer (sick 🙂 ) police will be along soon to complain about your verbless blairite phrasing "Sentence construction that borders on a paragraph".
commas ARE apostrophes , remember I am upside down to you .... 😀 And it was written ironically ....
If such things worry you enough to start a thread about it on an mtb website perhaps you need to take a break. Isn't there a sheep around you can vent your obviously easily built-up stress on (or in)?
The one thing I do detest is people writing in text speak, even on this forum
IE- c u l8r m8
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an mtb website
Ok is there a reason why it's not 'a mtb website'?
Ok is there a reason why it's not 'a mtb website'?
Coz it,s "an em tee bee", not "a em tee bee"
because the sound of 'm' begins with a vowel.
Ah you see I still read mtb as mountain bike, not 'em tee bee', so I would say 'a mtb website'.
Strictly speaking, it should be 'a mtb website' because you should write sentences that include abbreviations as though the term was not abbreviated. You would not write 'an mountain bike website' so you shouldn't write 'an mtb website'.
I'm with NZCol on this one. The standard of writing is getting worse and worse. Exam results might be getting better, but what about the level of knowledge and skill that kids are actually gaining?
One of the reasons that I've done as well as I have in my career is because I can write correctly, producing well thought out and articulated documents. In every company I've worked in, this has been remarked on as a rare skill which, while flattering, I do find to be rather depressing.
Do not get me started on something as basic as the correct use of the words 'there', 'they're' and 'their'.
people don't read books. if they did, they'd have more experience of how things are written.
It doesn't matter. Communication is more important than "writing standards". So long as the meaning is clear, it's fine.
And "an mtb website" is actually an accepted style because of how you pronounce the letter m.
Strictly speaking, it should be 'a mtb website' because you should write sentences that include abbreviations as though the term was not abbreviated. You would not write 'an mountain bike website' so you shouldn't write 'an mtb website'.
That's entirely debateable, for example this (admittedly Canadian) style guide follows the practice shown above: http://archive.idrc.ca/books/edit/sg07e.html
Unless its for a job as an english teacher, a journalist or something similar, or the meaning was completely lost I wouldn't really be caring.
Were they engineers? They're not genetically predisposed to accurate spelling or grammar.
Submission day here at work and I'm being driven mad by colleagues writing 'myself' and 'yourself' in documents rather than 'me' and 'you'. It doesn't make you sound clever, it makes you sound like a footballer.
NZCol - Affect and effect are not homonyms.
Strictly speaking, it should be 'a mtb website' because you should write sentences that include abbreviations as though the term was not abbreviated. You would not write 'an mountain bike website' so you shouldn't write 'an mtb website'.
Strictly peaking that is complete tosh.
The generally accepted method of choosing 'a' or 'an' before an abbreviation in modern english is based on verbalising the abbreviation, especially when discussing matters involving abbreviations that all parties privvy to the conversation understand the full meaning of, such as 'MTB' in this instance
The other method (word verbalised) looks and reads awkwardly.
MTB is not an abbreviation of Moun Tain Bike. It stands for the archaic "Multi Terrain Bike"
It might be possible that one or two of them could be dyslexic which would let them off I think :)- probably not all four though!
Were they engineers? They're not genetically predisposed to accurate spelling or grammar
I'll have to object to that comment! All the engineers I studied with were perfectly capable of spelling and grammar. Unfortunately many of the ones I tutor/deal with now are incapable of stringing a sentence together properly. While some on here suggest it's unimportant unless you're an English teacher or similar, I'll have to disagree. The number of times I've come across sentences that were completely ambiguous due to the punctuation is quite scary. The whole lower level education system now seems to lean towards "don't be negative, you'll upset them, so long as the meaning is there the details don't matter". This is a mistake IMO, teach good habits from a young age allows them to be carried forward into adulthood - we're very poor at re-learning these basic skills later (such as degree level). It's about time the education system stepped up to the table, admitted it's failings and sorted them. Instead they claim higher and higher pass rates while eroding course content and brushing over the details. I'm far from perfect, in fact I'm sure there's a mistake or two in here but in my forum posts I rarely pay particular notice to spelling and grammar, but in anything written for my job I would be embarrassed if it left with ANY mistakes.
coffeeking - Any chance of spliting all that up into smaller chunks? 😉
The way I write and the way I think are very closely connected. I'm not sure whether my thoughts would be any use if I couldn't write well.
sooty - no, that's a perfectly acceptable paragraph size, but I suppose I could split it at "The whole lower..." if you like? 😆
A few things:
I'm being driven mad by colleagues writing 'myself' and 'yourself' in documents rather than 'me' and 'you'. It doesn't make you sound clever, it makes you sound like a footballer.
I'm a lawyer. The written word is our tool, and yet the number of my colleagues who do this is extraordinary. Naturally, each trainee of mine receives a quick lesson in "me, myself and I" before I let them loose with things like email, let alone documents or letters.
Quite honestly it scares me how poorly people write these days.
I'm not sure that there has been a decline as such. Rather, I suspect that there are more people who, as a result of the changes in the way we communicate, have the opportunity and requirement to write more than they would have had in a similar job say 40 years ago.
4 reports written by 4 people
Which, of course, should be written [b]four[/b] reports written by [b]four[/b] people....
🙂
How much of it can be blamed on spellcheckers? If you are used to using one as I am then sometimes the wrong word sneaks through as in affect and effect as this is not picked up by the spellchecker
So, it is a mtb forum or an mtb forum?
I though you could not have two vowel following each other (an apple and a bus) so I always though it was a mtb...
Am I wrong again?
How much of it can be blamed on spellcheckers? If you are used to using one as I am then sometimes the wrong word sneaks through as in affect and effect as this is not picked up by the spellchecker
Peoples reliance on spelling checkers, yes, they assume they're always going to catch the fault and get lazy, instead of learning the correct words for the correct location.
juan - that is a very debatable topic that I'm sure a lot of English tutors would argue over. 99% of the UK public would go with "an MTB forum" because, as said earlier, the choice between a and an is done based on the vocal representation of the next word.
ChrisF - I thought they were ? We debated it at work today, my proof reader then resorted to Google to prove they were and the results seemed to sugest they were classed as one. However i felt they didn't meet the rules. Anyway, there's some nice grammar rules here http://www.yourdictionary.com/grammar-rules/affect-effect-grammar.html
Sorry for the delay, I was out rooting sheep because, and lets be honest, there's nothing else to do in NZ. <---- Look I used a comma there as well...
I'd like to thank you for your contribution, I'm off to buy the bottle of wine I brought today.
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[i]"an MTB forum"[/i]
The confusion can be avoided by referring to it as "[u]a[/u]toss-pit". 😀
I'm off to buy the bottle of wine I brought today
Now that's grammatically correct nonsense!
I've done a fair bit of proof reading in the past as well as writing for magazines and it drives me mad correcting basic things like their/there/they're.
My previous career was in chemical engineering and honestly, some of the technical documents I've seen are cringe worthy in how bad the grammar and spelling is. The usual response, even from my senior managers, was simply "Oh, you get the meaning of it, stop worrying"
Grrr
rolfharris - Member
It doesn't matter. Communication is more important than "writing standards". So long as the meaning is clear, it's fine.
Rubbish. If the meaning is lost or confused due to poor spelling or punctuation, then there is no communication.
I agree with NZ Col, even if he is a sheep rooter.
But, silver lining, it is very easy to write a stunning report these days, as most of what comes across execs desks is exactly the dross to which you refer. All you need is a basic command of english and the ability to express a concept with less than 30 words, and success is yours !
I say let the standards continue to slip, they allow anybody into university these days there has to be some way of separating the wheat from the chav.
The usual response, even from my senior managers, was simply "Oh, you get the meaning of it, stop worrying"
To be fair [b]if[/b] the meaning is clear, any time spent modifying these documents is time (and money) wasted - assuming we're talking about technical documents for internal use only.
there has to be some way of separating the wheat from the chav.
It shouldn't be at the job level though. But you're right, it's not hard to shine when those around you are so dull.
separating the wheat from the chav.
That's very good (I hope).
I stopped buying Singletrack magazine because of the poor standard of writing in it.
Bizarrely I always internally vocalise "mtb" as "mountainbike" when I read it. So to me "a mtb forum" actually makes perfect sense, but I can see that those who read it as "em-tee-bee" would prefer an "an".
And no, effect and affect are not homonyms:
[b]homonym[/b] [b][i]noun[/i][/b] a word with the same sound and spelling as another, but with a different meaning, eg [i]kind[/i](helpful) and [i]kind[/i](sort).
-- [url= http://www.chambersharrap.co.uk/chambers/features/chref/chref.py/main?query=homonym ]Chambers[/url]
Sorry for the delay, I was out rooting sheep because, and lets be honest, there's nothing else to do in NZ. <---- Look I used a comma there as well...
Missing apostrophe in let's. Tsk, tsk.
Communication is more important than "writing standards".
In my experience this is usually said by those who struggle to communicate.
Were they engineers? They're not genetically predisposed to accurate spelling or grammar.
You should try working with Maths graduates.
Why thank you.
I bemoan the decline in original thought more than standards of writing.
There was a funny and very topical piece on the radio last week from the guys that did Peep Show, about a new service called "i-reckon". To save you the hassle of thinking you can download all your views and opinions direct from the internet. All neatly sorted and searchable by author, theme etc. It even had a shuffle function...
as a product of the current education system, please don't shoot me down.. but I'd appreciate some answers on a current sentence I'm stuck on:
a group of sheep were gathered
a group of sheep was gathered
'were' sounds nicer. but I'm thinking it's 'was' as 'group' is a singular noun?? (I really don't know what I'm on about)
and I got an A in Higher English.. 🙁
this is all about whether you think a group of sheep is a count noun or not. by that i mean can you count the constituent parts of the group.
if its a count noun then its were
if its not then its was
i think sheep could go either way because a big mass of sheep is hard to count! although of course to go to sleep you count sheep so who knows.
a flock of sheep were on the road
a flock of sheep was on the road - i think its this one
some sheep were on the road - this is definitely right
Going back to the OP:
Writing and grammar are not higher intellectual functions. Someone can have impeccable grammar and still be a fool. So whether your senior managers are making written mistakes is irrelevant to their ability to operate within their role, so long as those errors don't change your understanding of what they were wanting to communicate. Mixing up 'affect' and 'effect' isn't going to result in their patient receiving a lethal dose, for instance. Its an easy mistake to make and you could easily make it even if you are totally versed in the differences, but I'd imagine your managers have better things to concentrate on than proofing their work with that level of scrutiny.
10 years ago they wouldn't have had to actually write anything, thats what secretaries were for.
Mixing up 'affect' and 'effect' isn't going to result in their patient receiving a lethal dose
Which is a relief given that I'm currently writing software for medical devices...
Anyways, quick affect/effect pop quiz:
1. The applause showed how deeply the presentation had _____________ the audience.
2. His attitude was _________________ by his upbringing.
3. What ____________ do you think the news will have on her?
4. No matter what he does, it will have no _____________ on me.
5. No matter what he does, it will not __________________ me.
6. What do you think the _______ of the decision will be?
7. How did her son's departure _________________ Mrs. Sanago?
8. How was the team _______________ by the loss of their coach?
9. I was impressed by the _______________ of Churchill's words on Britain during that time.
10. Do you know what ____________ that medicine will have on you?
Can you answer those with 100% certainty without cheating?
1. affected
2. affected
3. effect
4. effect
5. affect
6. effect
7. affect
8. affected
9. effect
10. affect
Funny how the more frequently you see a word written down, the more it starts to look like gibberish...
I assume you do also know about the rule regarding writing numerical values too?
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You're wrong with 10, it should be [b]e[/b]ffect
Signed, Pedant.
I'm being driven mad by colleagues writing 'myself' and 'yourself' in documents rather than 'me' and 'you'. It doesn't make you sound clever, it makes you sound like a footballer.
The curse of the reflexive pronoun! It's used a lot by sales people (Would that be acceptable to yourself? Please do not hesitate to contact myself. Etc.) It should be used when referring to the subject of the clause (e.g [b]I[/b] will do it [b]myself[/b]). Otherwise, you just look like a stupid person trying to be clever.
(And breathe).
The official answers (from http://www.lessontutor.com/eeseffect.html )
1. affected
2. affected
3. effect
4. effect
5. affect
6. effect
7. affect
8. affected
9. effect
10. effect
9/10 for the deeply affected Mr Agreeable
Bugger. Although in my defence, by the time I got to 10 I was losing the will to live. 🙂
It does have that affect. 😉
because you should write sentences that include abbreviations as though the term was not abbreviated
I don't believe this to be correct, you should write it as you intend it to be pronounced ie either as abbreviation or as plain text. I think one could make a case for putting "a/an MTB" as you cannot know the preference of the reader for expanding the abbreviation. I would say "MTB" but think mountain bike (while sometimes wondering what the T stands for)
I got them all, but you'll have to take my word on that 😉
too much of a phaff on my phone.
I don't believe this to be correct, you should write it as you intend it to be pronounced ie either as abbreviation or as plain text.
Exactly. If you wrote "An MRI scan" I would assume you intended to convey "emm are eye", whereas "A MRI scan" conveys "magnetic resonance imaging"
Really? What other types of scans are associated with the letters MRI?
I'm now thinking of that rubbish joke about cat scans and lab tests. 🙂
It doesn't matter. Communication is more important than "writing standards". So long as the meaning is clear, it's fine.
Oh dear. Writing standards exist to promote clarity in communication. Ignore them at you're peril [sic].
I agree with the Engineer comment. Most engineering projects use collections of English sentences (requirements) to specify what is wanted. A single requirement can result in significant development costs. Frequently, a customer is surprised when what you built is not what they wanted. Why? because their requirement was badly written. In Engineering, bad English costs ££££££££££££.
Simple words used incorrectly - affect vs effect
Coincidentally I just had to correct my boss on this one, he'd filled in a load of bug reports saying that the operation of our software wasn't effected by a control setting - what? My complaint must have had an affect through, since he's effected a change in all the reports now.
The problem was definitely to do with an API function though, not a API function (you can only say that with a scouse accent, try it). An SDK consists of lots of APIs by the way.
while sometimes wondering what the T stands for
Logically, it stands for terrain as an ATB is an All Terrain Bike, so an MTB is a Mountain Terrain Bike.
Frequently, a customer is surprised when what you built is not what they wanted. Why? because their requirement was badly written
Yes, but that's usually not due to grammar and/or spelling mistakes, but errors of omission, unstated assumptions, and so on.
usually not due to grammar and/or spelling mistakes,
Unless they get a portcullis when they wanted a Portacabin... 😉
M_F, I think you mean Mountainous Terrain Bicycle. Or Mountainous Bike for short.
I think you mean Mountainous Terrain Bicycle. Or Mountainous Bike for short.
I guess that would make sense 🙂 I wasn't thinking too deeply when I whittered.
I love these thread because they are always helpful but I hate them too as they make me feel very stupid.
I hate typing on these threads in case I make a msitake.
Me to.
I love that joke about the lab report/test and the catscan. Simple, clean, funny and my vet buddy wet himself laughing at it.
where are these sheep ?
gathered on a hillside. just doing their thing.
(I do hope you were referring to my post. if not, I apologise)
What gets me in loadsa letters, mails and even on here is the confusion between their, there and they're... Wot's that all about? 🙄
Pet peeves
"alot"
"aswell"
Quite common on here! 😕
Also
"I want to [b]loose[/b] weight"
tbh wtf lol... 🙄
Someone on a forum yesterday talking about his jury duty experience
"It is interesting when you hear the [b]enditement[/b] before they pick the jury."
😆
skidartist - good point however given their role and expected levels of written communication I would have expected better. Maybe its just me but if I read something that has a simple word mistake then I question the accuracy of the whole thing. But thats just me and I am perfick.
m_k - yes
Anyway i've just got to work after a lovely 2hr ride on nice dry dusty singletrack so I'll find something else to whinge about soon. No sheep this morning i'm afraid.
k thx bai
It is interesting when you hear the enditement before they pick the jury.
indictment: the 'c' is silent and the 'i' could as easily be an 'e'...
Do you spell everything phonetically?
Don't get me started, check this out from a sea fishing forum I use...
'well to cut a long story short it was crap caught alot of poating and whiting but didnt want that i want cod or ling out of me my dad my m8 nd ma grandad i caught a ling and a cod big enough to take none of the others did but there was only 3 other cod and ling caught that wer big enough to take home it was not wat i expected we couldnt get on the wrecks as the sea was a little to rough to stay over the wreck but i caught the fish and was rather pleased with my self as i was the 1 that people wer watching most of the time to see what i had caught i caught alot of undersized ling but gave a good fight and was useing light gear which added to the sport'
Now don't go slagging anglers off, but a lot on that site write (?) like that, but he's the worsest!
Antipodean teaching standards ? criminal.. 🙄
interesting post NZcol. I spend my life either writing reports or proof reading others and i usually end up re-writing them. In many cases proof reading just results in a correctly spelt jumble of words, and there's no way I can let something go out like that with my name on. I used to think it was the poor education of the students on placement with my team, but more recently I have been working with a middle aged and, to be honest, far better qualifed team than ever before. There's no diffrence. Having said that I can't do maths for toffee, whereas the shite pedlars in the writing department are rather astute with the numbers
