Damn, 'she' just wants to 'be friends' I need cheering up!

Du-Dum. Tssh.

😉

Text her a pic of your angry c0ck. Wimmins love romantic texts like that.

how could she resist

Bitchs love textin.

Bitchs love textin.

That is awesome!

Personally I would still spend time with her. Use your best photographic memory to acquire images for private quality time but be careful not to get caught leering. Drop her like a sack of crap the second you get a real girl that puts out. Don't listen to all this nonsense about sealions. Walruses is where it's at. I know, I spent 23 years around WRAFs. Or narwhals, they are cool.

cranberry – Member
Cynical – a gentleman would use a rag soaked in chloroform.

a common rapist would use a rag.
a gentleman would use a fine silk hankerchief.

a gentleman would use a fine silk hankerchief.

Busted. In truth I am no gentleman – I was dragged up.