Cost to machine polish a cat?

Admit it, you all read the original as this, didn’t you?

Depends – these new washing machines are pretty efficient – must be less than £1?

Is there enough funds in the kitty?

Cats are apparently more polished nowadays. It’s the current style I am led to believe.

Half a pint of blood, a pair of trousers and a large tub of Sudocrem?

Why would you machine an Eastern European cat?

If it’s a stainless steel cat, then polish it just like the rest of your performance exhaust system.

I’ve a feline you started this thread on purrpuss to upset the cat lovers.

will polishing remove sudocrem?

You can’t polish a sudocremed cat, but you can roll it in glitter.

And I thought collusion with a lorry was an odd concept…

Don’t you use the cat to polish the car?

If it’s a stainless steel cat,

Harry Harrison’s lawyers are on the phone.

Sounds like the purrfect way to start the day..

@slowoldman … Of course not. You don’t want sudocrem on the paintwork!!! 😆

A gentleman always hand polishes a pussy.