CANYONERO!

Ladies and gentlemen, the new Rolls Royce Cullinan.

Aka, CANYONERO!

I refuse to believe that’s a real thing.

It reminds of the old Lada Rivas.

That is quite the errrrr. . . ummmm. . . nope, can’t find the words for how bad that is.

It really is beyond ugly, I get that they have a design language to stick to but sometimes you’ve got to rip up the rule book. It looks dated already, I’m sure it’s a lovely place to sit though.

Take the Spirit of Ecstasy away and its a posh London taxi!

tough one; that or a Bentayga ?

That number plate will work well on French holidays. Just looks like a cut and shut between an old Range Rover and a the truck out of ‘Duel’.

Still, it’s not for our market, I guess. Can’t remember the last time I saw a Roller in these parts.

You’ve posted the women’s version! 🙂

oldtennisshoes, 🙂

That really is boggin, Crazy People had the perfect advertising line for that

Cullinan, They’re boxy but they’re good.

I may be wrong about the good part

That’s hideoeous.

Boom!

Rollers have been ugly overpriced, over sized since about the 1980’s. This is just climbing the next rung of the ladder that disappears up their own arsehole.

you can imagine the initial design meeting….

“we need to lose the grill”

“can’t do it”

“it looks shit”

“can’t do it”

“PLEASE”

“NO!”

Absolutely nothing about that car looks good. It is truly awful.

The street of Kensington will be paved with them…

Reminds me a bit of the Maibatsu Monstrosity.

It’s a cross between both legendary Simpsons cars, the Canyonero and…

Different from, but just as fugly as the BMW version of the same car, soon to be seen 2 mm off your rear bumper on the M4

Porsche are often accused of being lazy designers, but I can see where RR got the idea for this one.

Rolls Royce  – For when you’re far too up yourself to sit on the tailgate

It ain’t fo’ us Yo!

It fo’ da Foreeeegine markit, da China und Sarf Eayst Asia innit Bro’

Day lyk em’ square n boxliyke dun day.

See, a Chinese made luxury vehicle..

It’s not that bad IMO, certainly not pretty but sticking with RR’s design language for an SUV was always going to end up with something fairly fugly looking – I don’t think that colour helps either (likely looks a lot better in black…)

beats your usual runabout Flashy!

likely looks a lot better in black…

..even more like a posh London Cab.

Black you say? Still awful.

They’ve been making it since 1996, but I think this is the first time international taste as fallen to a level anyone would buy one…

The pictures don’t really do them justice. They look alright in the flesh, much like any SUV they are never going to be pretty but I wouldn’t say they are ugly

I honestly thought that was a photoshopped pastiche.

But no. We’ve gone wrong, haven’t we?

Different from, but just as fugly as the BMW version of the same car, soon to be seen 2 mm off your rear bumper on the M4

I like the look of the bimmer

Better in purple…..

That is amazing, only the UK has the technology and skills to make something like that.

The black one looks like a cartoon bear. Or, actually, I’m playing the new Battletech computer game and you could totally balance it on the top of one of the slightly cartoony mechs in that and make it the head

That is amazing, only the UK has the technology and skills to make something like that.

Someone’s been drinking what Gove and Farage have been drinking.

It’s sneezy, deezy, mc – deluxe.

The first (only?) BMW era Roller is a minger and has been accepted, so will this.

It’s about bling/show of wealth.

Much like a carbon Santa Cruz etc.

<p>Hahaha, once you see the bear….</p><p></p><p>Surely a contender for “ow my eye”?</p>

only the UK has the technology and skills to make something like that

Yeah, designed by a team headed by a Brit in Munich

Using a German 4×4 system, mated to a Czech gearbox powered by a German engine.

Alu body panels made in Norway, finished in Denmark and welded in Germany.

But yeah we Brits lead the world in making it seem like a British product by painting it here and putting the interior in and wheels on.

It’s the sort of car you buy a burka for…

What is going on?!?