Living taxidermy.
AKA “If i lie still enough maybe i won’t be dragged outside in the rain”
If you are ever in peebles Willard just bring treats. Or wear a jacket that might look like it has treats.
If anyone reaches for a pocket in her vicinity she sits on their feet* ?
*If they show an interest in her. She pretty good at ignoring people not interested and she isn’t allowed near anyone unless they show an interest.