I still can’t believe that a bunch of supposedly sensible adults sent their money off to a bloke they don’t know in return for a lump of metal in the shape of a cartoon sheep.
There are three possible outcomes:
1. You will all eventually get your tin sheep and within a couple of months, Jo Burt will once again be considered a hero because he draws pictures of sheep on bicycles and gets it published in a monthly magazine that only kids read (and probably don’t bother to read the sheep comic because it seems to like XC and that is for nerds, innit)
2. Jo Burt will appear on here with some scathing post about how he is an artist and you people don’t understand him, have insulted him greatly and you can have your money back and he will keep all the tin sheep. Somehow, he will come out of this smelling of roses.
3. He will keep your money, the tin sheep don’t actually exist (and never will) and in the next issue of MBUK, the Mint Sauce cartoon will depict him having a trail poo and wiping his backside with your money, followed by that badly drawn cow one saying “MUGS” in bold letters.