British Kebab Awards

I had a kebab, doner, last night – half-way through my night ride

Oof.

I usually make do with a gel or a bit of malt loaf.

Yep, every single man, woman, child and pet.
Obviously as I was discussing drugs trafficking I meant Turkish drugs traffickers.

You said ‘Turks’, you didn’t clarify exactly who you meant.

I’m actually wondering why you’ve even mentioned all this, on a thread about food. You could have simply said how much you’d enjoyed Turkish food when working in that area, you didn’t need to go into details.

Because it’s a chat forum, chat involves details, background, context, anecdotes etc.

And ignorance, obviously.

And ignorance, obviously

Indeed, we’re still waiting for your citation of the British army smuggling so much heroin out of Afghanistan it impacted the UK domestic market.

Context is everything. I read kilo’s post as referring to drug dealers not the whole community. But then, even in that context I imagined it was hyperbole and not intended to apply to every drug dealer.

Does anyone know any non-Turkish drug dealers so we can make a direct comparison on their all round behaviour?

And is there a direct correlation between the ability to sell heroin and a penchant for creating delicious spiced meat pockets?

I know the Albanians have been quite successful at the former in Manchester but Albanian kebab houses have been notable by their absence

Makes you think..,

Best kebabs – other than Turkey, are in Germany.
None of this pita bread nonsense – just great tasting and spiced meat and salad stuff tightly rolled into a lamachun with sesame and chilli sauce !

I think that it would be wrong to pass judgement on the worlds best kebabs until I’ve tried them all

And it is that statement that has truly given my life purpose

We all need goals

I once went to a Kebab “trailer” in Cranleigh Surrey(Not sure whether the local snobs wanted a permanent kebab shop there at the time), just as I was about to order, some dude crashed his car into the end of the trailer setting it loose to roll across the road.

Not sure whether he was trying to tell us something.

There was a brilliant kebab van in Fleet, Hampshire I used to frequent when I was younger. On a patch of waste ground round the back of the carpet shop. Not sure food hygiene was way up Stav’s list of priorities and his van had no engine.

Awesome kebabs. Chilli sauce could blow your head off.

Binners why don’t you offer your wealth of experience and sign up as a next years judge? Let the mountains (of spicy meat) come to Mohamed.

The current light weight panel are obviously struggling to make head way through all the contestants offerings – the results still haven’t been published. They need a true leader from the front

You said ‘Turks’, you didn’t clarify exactly who you meant.

Seriously?

kilo, in view of your experience of the heroin trade etc, your username?

your username

One of my old call signs on the radio.

I had a kebab, doner, last night – half-way through my night ride

Oof.

I usually make do with a gel or a bit of malt loaf.

Well, I know who I’d sooner ride with….

Well, I know who I’d sooner ride with….

Post ride kebab and pint? – Hell yeah!

Mid ride doner? – After you mate.

Mid ride doner? – After you mate.

Probably better letting me ride at the back, to be honest 🚴‍♀️💨

I make my own

Mid ride doner? – After you mate.

And from the stop, it’s straight into a climb, gaining 450ft in 1.5 miles…

First time I’ve ever had a mid-stop on a night ride – but did actually mean I wasn’t starving at the end nor did I have to bother with tea when I got back.

Try it.

Mid ride doner? – After you mate.

You know when you’re skim / half reading something? Clicked on this thread just saw Mid ride boner? and thought this thread had evolved over night!