It would mean divorce and pushing the wife and kids under the bus though.

🤣

“He was ambushed with a cake” pic.twitter.com/bq9QyIpfBx

— Matt Chorley (@MattChorley) January 25, 2022

https://twitter.com/channel4news/status/1486053103078154241?s=21

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UK politics.

He’s our leader. I support him.

And that… is all the matters.

That’s one.

The leader. Remind me who spoke in favour of the motion?

We can’t know what MPs may think privately, but I suggest that “solidly against” is a pretty good description of what they will choose to do.

My 13y/o & his mates are even discussing this! They were joking about the government’s favourite tv show & came up with Pointless & I’m an immigrant- get him out of here!!

I added Would I lie to you? And 8 out of 10 ****!!

I am sure of his total unwillingness to resign as that would mean admitting he has done wrong

There are lots of things that have always been apparent about Boris – one is his arrogance but the another is his cowardice. His ‘people’ in both his leadership and election campaigns were well aware of this and kept him out of situations were he’d say something stupid or deal with a situation that he’s scared of – like having to answer a questions. One thing they can’t do for him is resign – he’s on his own with that.  His arrogance is what got him into this predicament but its his cowardice thats keeping him in it – he just doesn’t have the balls to resign

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Oh please oh please oh please

Gloup gloup gloup

Previous cake ambushes…

EDIT: forgot that David Amess was one of those fooled about Cake. I’m not deleting the video though, I think it shows that he genuinely wanted to help people, even if he was taken in by Morris’ ambush.

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All the political comedians must have collapsed in tears on hearing that. I mean how can they top that?

Disappointed they haven’t gone for the Portal approach yet.

PROTECT CAKE

All the political comedians must have collapsed in tears on hearing that. I mean how can they top that?

That would be the icing on the cake

But what about filthy foreign cake, like Black Forest gâteau and Madeira cake?

Let’s face it, he’s being desserted by all those around him.

Let’s face it, he’s being desserted by all those around him.

Hahaha, that’s briliant 😀

Hopefully he’ll be seeing the custardy sergeant soon

There’s a joke about clowns and custard pies in here somewhere… but i’m juggling.
EDIT, i spoke too soon

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Hopefully he’ll be seeing the custardy sergeant soon

Hahaha, that’s briliant

Every dog has their day!😁

On topic though, you can see in the interviews that Johnson is suffering from the constant attacks. His eyes are noticeably glazed over.

His eyes are noticeably glazed over.

After effects of all those parties.

lovely line from ms Hyde

A vast tide of something is flowing out of Downing Street, but it doesn’t smell like history.

^^ Glazed, damn you, glazed!😁

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Damn those dwarves and their bakery munitions.

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Damn those dwarves and their bakery munitions.

Reminds me of the scene with Sean bean and robert denero….

Any gues what Starmer’s first question will be at pmq’s?

Is there anything else you’d like to tell us Prime minister?

Like Ernie the milkman. Taken down by cake!

I’m glad everyone it’s getting a rise out of this.

Taken down by cake!

Pork pie… which is topical as well…

He will claim it was the fairy (cakes) wot did it

Eton Mess cake anyone?

It would mean divorce

and a custardy battle

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Flan B

I’m told that in a meeting with Govt special advisors today No 10 chief of staff Dan Rosenfield told them not to worry about police probe into No 10 parties.

“At worst it will be like getting a fixed penalty fine for speeding, nothing to worry about,” he said.

— Pippa Crerar (@PippaCrerar) January 25, 2022

^^ Jezus, the absolute moral vacuum is astounding.

https://unbound.com/books/the-decade-in-tory/

Someone posted a tweet from the author of the above book a few pages back. Haven’t laughed so hard in a long time.

So I’ve bought an advance copy of his book. Thought I’d share the link if anyone’s interested 😊

EDIT – Top of page 214, posted by jam-bo

FFS

MAIL: A nation that’s lost all sense of proportion #TomorrowsPapersToday pic.twitter.com/Lbu734WTVN

— Neil Henderson (@hendopolis) January 25, 2022

The fines for breaking lockdown are up to £10 000 – not  a speeding ticket in my book.

Where the Mail leads… Kirsty Walk trying to walk the same line with Emily Thornberry & Layla Moran on Newsnight but they keep stopping her and coming back to “one rule for them, another for everyone else”. Surely this is what Johnson is relying on… kick this down the road and hope that “events” take over in the press and his lie upon lie upon lie about these lockdown get togethers start to look less important. Who needs a truthful leader, we just need to move on.

The haunted pencil on saying nothing… we need to wait for… blah blah… just play for time. In the meantime… let’s talk about “more important things”. “We’re talking about a slice of cake”… no we’re talking about a prime minister’s lies, including to parliament, and attempts to cover up his social gatherings that took place when he was telling us we couldn’t do the same.

Haunted pencil aka Steampunk 3CPO needs some lessons on body language How  many times did he raise his palm towards Kirsty Wark?

…….and he now believes any new PM constitutionally should call a GE to justify themselves. A convenient concept to scare vulnerable MPs…