Bikemonger's Fancy Eurovision Sticker Contest Deluxe 2010

Who needs thumbs?

You don't need thumbs for this niche

Got to admit I've not read all the entries (6 pages and counting) so forgive if I'm duplicating but this has got me thinking as you can probably tell with the density of posting just now.

"No Hills, No Thrills"
"Fatigue not included"
"My SShit"
"Ride me hard ride me fast"
"More Thrills, less pills"
"Does my tummy look big on/in this"
"skidz r 4 kidz"
"wheelies r 4 weenies"
"I blame the tyres"

"clean me"
"Say no to Jetwash"

Compare my mere gear.

with a picture of a meerkat below it.

ffs.. now i am chanting "comparee my meree gearrr.commm" in my head.

Wheelie Envy

An old one but i like

'Ride it like you stole it!' 🙂

Ride it Rigid

Fork The Rent

Forkin good ride

I'll shut up now, I've got to work and the Forum told me I was moving too fast.

“Never miss an opportunity for a milkshake”

You said that on the phone to me the other week Charlie. Whilst I was ordering bits and you broke off to shout in a drinks order.

Clipless is for the clueless

will pedal faster for attention

i only pedal this hard when i know someones watching

i ride a singlespeed, whats your excuse

I have a beard. Your argument is invalid.

should be working .. but the milkshake one got me thinking, tho maybe a bit long for a sticker

My Dandyhorse brings all the boyz to the yard and I'm like, it's better than yours

touched by the hand of God Sheldon

my Dandyhorse has no dangly bits

Don't Gear the Reaper
Singles Club: WLTM ride, GSOH, 32:16

"Juan is plenty"

"All the gears = No ideas"

"Chicks dig this"

"Yes, I'm high.. But I rode up"

"Always in the right gear"

"Get out of my ****' way!"

The Ring of Tire
(humming along to Johnny Cash)

59°06'03" N 3°16'46" W

(google it)

I ride tubeless

59°06'03" N 3°16'46" W

😆 Very good

Grass needs cut.

said with a German accent

Singlespeeders – the friendly SS organisation

My knees are evil and must be destroyed.

'Well riden? If so I'm stolen, call 999'.

yes you can ride my bike, if I can ride your wife.

SS: Definition- alternative spelling of masochism

Singlespeed: Putting the 'S' in S&M

Not sure why they call it single speed, I go lots of different speeds on my single geared bike.

How's my riding? Call (bikemongers phone number)!

I brake for kittens!

SRAEGGNIKCUFON

Does my bum look big on this? (for the ladies)

Get off my line fatty!

Chainstay

Say… get offa ma face……. you silly lesbians

Cliche Niche Quote

Welcome to the gunshow

My drinking club has a riding problem

Ok… too effin busy to do the awards tonight. Still unloading a pallet of fixies and new el mariachis…. Mmmm

So we will have a short list tomorrow morning, and the award ceremony on Sunday… no need to stay in tonight, you can now go and have adance n stuff.

All the best
Charlie

cliche niche quiche

white knuckle ride

Niche is a Cliche?
Touche

Obviously with the funny foreign accents and lines above letters because niche doesn't rhyme with cliche but cliche and touche have the say terminal accent

stop rewording my quote! bastards 😀

59°06'03" N 3°16'46" W?

I get 'Solar Eclipse' or 'Hob Nob anyone'. I guess I must broiwse for different stuff to you guys

'stinks of effort'

Five knuckle buckle
bomb hole bandit
uphill planter
I ride the yeast extract motorway
Turf burglar
Steel jockey
Dialed Out
Heed my Steed

Jumpin' joe-he's-phat

One gear, still no idea.

Bike-slut