Beard. Does exactly what it says on the chin.

Singlespeed. Refreshes the parts other gears can't reach.

Please could I have

"Steal me big boy . . .

. . . and I'll dump you on your ar$e

for my new bike's seatstays 😉

or maybe just 'crack whore' 🙂

'Because I'm not worth it'

I'm not a cyclist but…

More gears than sense.

Stickers are for kids.

Cut me up again and I WILL kill you.

I need this much travel for the moral high ground I inhabit.

I need this much travel for the moral high ground I inhabit.

I'm liking that one 🙂

You may be fixie but I am fully rigid

Singlespeed. All because the lady loves bad breath.

bike.
just ride it.

(bit like nike. just do it)

Vorspring Durch Sprocket

Singlespeed. Probably the best gear in the world.

I am TandemJeremy

'Get pedalin ya stinkin f@ckwipe'

Eurovision you say?

Nil points gears

Rad to the power of sick

Lick my Gusset
(one for the ladies)

I girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx

Singlespeed. Probably the best gear in the world.

A t shirt in the making. BB – do you want a job?

I'd go for the 'Chuck Norris rides a singlespeed'
and yes, a t shirt will follow.

CBM – dirty t shirt? What would that be……?

Best said with a northern accent…

Singlespeed? Knee bother!

whilst you're reading this sticker I'm staring at your girl friends t*t*

so much beer to taste, so little time to ride

gnnarrcore rad dude!

do you wear a full face helmet because you are ugly?

1st law of mtb: penis size is inversely proportional to suspension travel

is it becuase I is a singlespeeder?

singlespeed, a great excuse to buy another bike!

I ? jeycore

I ? jeycore on my dandyhorse

"Does my ring look big in this?"

or simplified, I ? my DandyHorse.

I know sheldon.
Sheldon is my friend.
Sheldon has ridden this bike.

Bikes. Better than Prozac.
Bikes. Nearly as good as beer.
Whisky chaser.
Racing is for losers.

Gears don't kill people, fixies do!!!

"Little Princess On Board"

'who knows God? God knows who'

real is real

You never see a bike outside a psychiatrist’s office

I’m not a target for your car

Mincer on board

Singlespeed – because I’m to lazy to pick a gear

Singlespeed – because your worth it

Ride – Drink – Sleep – Repeat

Because you need 10 inches of trqel to ride spooky wood

Brake bumps – because I cant ride for S%^t

The Swede = The Stig

Nothing but a childish play-thing

If you cant see my eyes then I cant see you

actually I do own the road

Nice paint, would it like to meet my endcaps?

Above us only sky, below us only trail

This is my religion

"[Closed] Are SS riders gay?"

this is a sticker

Fear my gear!

Tears for gears

Flat out, cock out!

I'm doing it wrong.

"..your wheels are going round mate…"
Or a play on that old saying!

DrP

Single minded
Slutty ride
Look mum no gears

Singl_Sp__d = Cycling Without The Ease

'The wheels on my bike go round and round, round and round…'

'Mountainbiking – Curse of the Walking Classes'

'Sunday, Muddy Sunday…'

'Well Ridden? Call 0845 26-29-69'

'If in doubt, push..'

'I love the smell of sheep sh*t in the morning'