Bikemonger's Fancy Eurovision Sticker Contest Deluxe 2010

i love the smell of singlespeeders in the morning

Wok you looking at

"A singlespeeder is one who can't change his mind and won't change the gear." an edited Sir Winston Churchill quote

"Singlespeed is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."
another edited Sir Winston Churchill quote

"Singlespeeders have all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
another edited Sir Winston Churchill quote

simplify

Size does matter

ride one

Move aside for my egochariot.
I once met someone that knows someone that met one of sheldons mates.
I only do it for the attention.
Look at me, look at me.
More toptubes than gears.
My thumbs are redundant.

Blimey, what a response. There are some great ones in there.
That's not a sticker suggestion.
And nor was that
here's one or two

in cog we trust.

Gollycog (is that pc?)

cog eat cog

it's a cogs life

cogtown (in the iconic dogtown skates style)

let a sleeping cog fly

speed me

sowing the speed of love. (is that a tears for fears lyric? FFS the crap your mind retains)

gears for fears

don't fear the gear

I'm spent. Not a sticker suggestion but could be.

I blew my load on this bike
or
I blew my load on this singlespeed

"pedalling is my religion"

"i pedal, therefore i am"

John 32:16
"For cogs so loved, I've only gotten one"

Here are my little few…..

Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks youu're an @rsehole!

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

Adults are just kids with money!

Adrenalin is my drug of choice!

If in doubt, ride flat out! (RIP Coln Mc)

'OrienBeering World Champion 2002-2003'

'Single speed: – when I'm good I'm soo good, when I'm crap it's the bike'

the best two I can think of

deraileur = gear failure
WTF SS FTW? OMG LOL!!1!

"This is not a sticker"

So much Singletrack – So little time – So go ride!

Singletrack minded

Carlsberg made my singlespeed
if Carlsberg made bikes they'd be singlespeeds

Just another bike

and/or

Not just another bike

I survived the Bush administration.

'Fixed But Free' for the fixies
'Free Not Fixed' for the freewheelers
'Don't trust Full-Suss'
'Full suspension when I get my pension'

This is my bike. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My bike is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my bike is useless. Without my bike, I am useless.

"I take 29" in each end…."

"Harder, Faster, Longer"

It's all about the bike

Bike nerd

I lost my Wife to FatSimon

(Not really obviously).

(I hope).

Resistance is Facile

"Built For Joy"

(after Burt Bacharach On A Bicycle Built For Joy)

Re: "This machine kills fascists"
What a marvellous synchronicity filled world we live in…

This machine kills fascias.

This machine kills fuschias.

[Edit] someone above me orginally posted 'fascias'…

"attention whore"

wwaswas – great minds, etc. I was oscillating wildly between guttering & flowers, as you do.

ballsy xc

keyboard warrior

sh1t, f-ck, b*llocks, c=nt, satan

trail ale male fail

MTFU

No, I'm Spartacus

I just wee'd in your shoes

If you can read this, the toddler seat has fallen off

This machine kills my knees

That hill's not steep, its a stern walk.

My ego is considerably larger than yours.

Got gears fool? How about you just MTFU!

There is no plan B.

I drive an audi

Vital statistics: 32:16

Ouch

Stoked on Single

"and also avaiable with gears" but i think that one been done before!

I like to grind my Granny!!

Real singlespeeders push back
Antistiffbackgravelhogestablishmentism
I ride like a ****, me