Bikemonger's Fancy Eurovision Sticker Contest Deluxe 2010

The going up makes the coming down a relief.

My bike is not a lemon!! (for Zesty riders)

Powered by legs but rather be drinking kegs.

Toughen Up Princess!

Bike or Hike!

'Jim'll Fixie it'
(to be sung ala Salt 'n' Peppa) 'Argh!-PSSST-Push it'
'Tweed for Speed'
'Cycle of wife'

'Wise up, build yer thighs up.'
'you drive cars, I'll drive you mad.'
'That car makes your arse look big.'

Look! A baby Robin

Too posh to push.

This week I been mostly riding……

It's only flat at the bottom

"This is my Dandyhorse
there are many others like it
but this Dandyhorse is mine"

If I ride my bike, I wears my helmet.

one gear, one mountain
dit is mijn berg, dit is mijn fiets

'weird beard riders rules' 😉

Letter change from Mamadirt = Crank Whore
My other bike's …..a bike
Another bandwagon I jumped on
Leaning on bars again

"I'm doing Charlie"

wicked awesome

but spelt like matey spells it, I cant remember how he spells it? anyone?

On a spin cycle

Panic Button (then a red dot)

Eject Button

Exits here and here

Engine cut off switch

I'd rather be alone on a singletrack right now!

Bikemonger said read this!!

If I'm not here have a look down the ditch!!

Lifevest under seat

what would Sheldon ride?

Gnarly the fishmonger says: RELAX

All the gears, no idea

Stop looking at my sticker

Chain Sucker

Fatties Keep Off

PTO (inverted)

EFILGNIKCUFECIN

Charlie says… always tell your mummy before you go off somewhere

You may be able to wheelie, but I can buy beer

It's getting dark, we're out of cake, and we're riding lashed up bikes with no gears? Hit it.

Old MTBs don't die, they just loose their gears.

Max Leg Power (In the 'Max Power' font)

Gears? We don't need no stinking gears!

I ? my DandyHorse.

love that one!

mincing tart

"No beard and I still ride single"

"I am not the legend that is Pete Poddy"

"No mechanicals here… damn"

"Hi – I'm GeeTee – are you Dave?"

"This machine can only swallow money"

"I'm single – are you fixed?"

Simple Speed

Reasons to be single…

Single and free

One life – Singlespeed it

KiSS

I dreamt of stacks (sure some were pretty good) but woke up and above is all I could remember 🙁

do not read this

One gear – Many speeds

Push for attention

It's just like riding a bike … only slower

If you can read this, you're too close!

I'm more of a tryhard than you

😉

Momentum cures inertia
SS is the new golf
Who cares when you've only got one gear
One gear allows for more beer
Gears are for Queers
Questionable Purposes

singlespeeding leaves more cash for drugs and hoes

"i swapped my wife for this bike"

Singlespeed … harder than popeyes nob

would you like to stroke my attentionchariot *

*attentionchariot is copyrighted by sstu 8)

"i can't get a SS up either"

"the single-speed bicycle lacks alternative gearing ratios, it is less versatile, as it cannot be pedaled efficiently outside of its single gearing range." you've got to love wikipedia

"Don't move mountains, ride mountains"

i must be better than you i ride a monocog

"1xgearxlegs " (But with squared symbol, no idea how you do that with this keyboard)