Bikemonger's Fancy Eurovision Sticker Contest Deluxe 2010

Hey hey st-worlders.

Its that time again, the time of year when we knock back a beer and have a good ponder. Yes its the world famous Charlie The Bikemonger's Eurovision Sticker Contest. Taaadah!

The stickers we are currently giving out include:
• This machine Kills fascists
• One less car
• My Bike wants to kill your mama
• I brake for cake
• More beers than gears
• No Britneys
• Fun between my legs

Thanks guys for those ideas.

It’s Monday now, so you have a few days to post your suggestions for the next batch of stickers. We will get all dressed up in top hats and frocks… and come back on Friday evening whilst Eastenders is on for the award ceremony.

The winner gets an offensive t-shirt, and we all get free stickers.
So have a drink and/or a smoke… have a brain storm or maybe a light mind drizzle… and spew your ideas on to STW.

Best of luck… C

Stamp, Stamp, Stamp, Repeat to fade.

Under a picture of a single speed cog – Less On

Under a picture of a 9 or 10 speed cassette – More On

My other bike is my wife 😳

"Do I look like a motherf***** to you?"

resistance is fertile

All Cops Are Bast@rds

If we have to use force, it is because we are America

Oh, judge, your damn laws: the good people don't need them and the bad people don't follow them so what good are they?

Like your Mum my wheels go round!

"Does the middle age, middle class, toy make my penis look small?"

My other bike is my wife

my other bike is YOUR wife too……….. 😉

LOL @ Ton 🙂

I am Fred…

or

I am Rudeboy…

My bike has one gear therefore I think I'm better than you

🙄

Get off ya bike and drink ya recovery drink with added guanine

If you can read this your too close

If you can't read this then you need to go to Specsavers 😉

Bikes have given more freedom to more people than guns ever will

"Does this sticker make my gear look big?"

"PTO" (To be place udner the downtube)

"This side towards enemy" (to be stuck on the rear of the seatstays)

"They're not my sisters jeans, they're YOUR sisters jeans"

I wish my wife was this dirty 🙄

I credit my mate's daughter Emily with this one, but she always asks when he says he's going out on his bike whether he'll be taking his 'spingleseed'

So, please can we have – even if it's in a Ltd Ed. run of one for my mate Ade – "Daddy's spingleseed"

Wan phookin cheeeeeese
I lyke my byke
Me other bikes ya mama

??u?d ?,uop

or more snappy,

SS
HC

in the DC/NY/LA hardcore style see here for what i mean:http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=https://www.interpunk.com/itemimages3/158034.jpg&imgrefurl=https://www.interpunk.com/itemzoom.cfm%3FItem%3D158034%26&usg=__UVXWSyaMZrJQ5GJIZ4-Yqayt4q8=&h=500&w=471&sz=14&hl=en&start=0&tbnid=wg1aVN_TNGZy7M:&tbnh=144&tbnw=132&prev=/images%3Fq%3DNYHC%2Blogo%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D596%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=126&vpy=64&dur=4323&hovh=231&hovw=218&tx=133&ty=111&ei=S-lWTI-mBseOjAfB-dTDBA&page=1&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0

Do NOT google DC/NY/LA hardcore if you're at work…

gears=c**k

29er….it's a man's world

only the best can grow a beard

Houns is considering a man bag

It's not niche, there's a recession.

What Chris Hoy would ride, if he had a proper bike.

Not another **** fixie

Riding SS until the next niche comes along

Who said SS were fascists?

Single Speed -it's a one trick pony.

MTB – Multi Tasking for Beginners

Panurus biarmicus

it's the scientific name for a bird..

….THE BEARDED T1T

Perfect for all Singlespeeders 😀

I am Ned Ludd

Caution – child onboard

Quit your jibbajabba

'Mine's 3" Bigger'

'A Wonder of the Monger'

'Beercycle'

'Yes, it did cost more than my car……'

'One careful owner..'

'Second class riding – better than first class walking!'

or

'Singlespeed riding – better than first class walking'

"**** ya granny"

"when it gets hard I stand up"

'This machine pwns n00bs'

Big wheels keep on turning

I know I shouldn't be voting, but …

"It's not niche, there's a recession" is good!!

Get your stupid **** car out of my way

Loving beercycle though…

the first rule of bikeclub is….

get off yer dandyhorse and drink yer milk

SCREECH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BIG KIDS = BIGGER SKIDS

'Washing machines last longer with Calgon'