Beer names

So a forumite let slip that they run a microbrewery earlier this week, and seeing as it is nearly beer-o-clock, I wondered what you would call the STW beer, should we have a microbrewery to hand.
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You can only suggest two maximum…?
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‘The Five’
‘853’
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Your go.

Baby Robin

Available in 650ml bottles to bring the drink alive.

‘Single Hop World’ for the niche single hop IPA that we make and ‘Skill Compensator’ for the bigger than it really needs to be double IPA.

The 456 Inbred 😀
And
The Rusty Bottom Bracket 😉

Chimney Double Drop

Bomber Ale?

My mate owns and runs spey valley brewery[/url] and one of his is called Spey Stout which I though was clever 🙂

Record Weissbier

‘Single Hop World’ for the niche single hop IPA that we make and ‘Skill Compensator’ for the bigger than it really needs to be double IPA.

Single Hop World, hopped with only the finest Feux-Coeur Francais hops – historically rooted in Burgandy, grown in Victoria, south eastern Australia, you can really experience the terroir in the beer.

Skill Compensator 22.8deg plato, 140 IBU, hopped with any hop that moves beginning in C.

Mincer
Keyboard Warrior

IT IPA

MAMIL
Radcoremaxshredgnarrr

Jimmy’s Finger.

Shoe wee

Word!

ChunkyITWorkerKeyboardWarrior has a nice ring to it I feel.

Hmm…a beer that encapsulates the spirit of trail riding in the UK? That’s easy.

Drizzle Five.

Ghetto-style

just like the other beers but a bit cheaper, take longer to buy and some of the bottles’ll be underfilled or may explode

A six-pack includes a free MAMIL<->street dictionary

Chamois Liquor

Cressers Friday Doom

TJ Ate my hamster

The great hacking of 20XX

Or

Simply…

Picolax

I claim my prize!

Asking for a pint of Picolax would send froth flying…

KOM Buster

Oh the Hora.

The beer formally known as IPA

Cynic_ale

Bring Back Tandem JereMead

What Beer?
or
Watt Beer

Just leave the label blank, because we would never agree on anything 😆

Bitter off without him

actually, maybe just “bitter” and maybe a slightly weaker one called “biter”

Old Woodburner.

Todmorden Gold.

If it’s to be served draught only…

…Badger

Bann hammer

“I got completely Bann Hammered last night”

Chimney Double Drop 😆
Skill Compensator 😆

I think we have our winners!

There may already be one ? Is there something we are not being told ?

Gritty Bidon

I got some Spey Stout exported all the way to daan-saaf. blimmin lovely.

It doesn’t matter what you call it, it just needs to be offered in at least twenty different glasses so we can have endless ‘what glass for?’ threads.

fAle

Cockcannon. It’ll make you hard and virile all night