Aintree outfits…… oh dear oh dear oh dear

Dear god my eyes my eyes it burns!!!!!!

Which is your favourite then?

What a horror show. Must be sponsored by weightwatchers?

I think if they just put dresses onto the horses i’d find them more attractive.

Wow!

Ho my Lord… …Chav central

There goes lunch. 🙁

Looks like the have a Heavy Horse category now.

It gives me hope I think I’m going to put a dress on when I get home I suddenly feel less tomboyish and vaguely feminine

Looks like the have a Heavy Horse category now

Thanks, made me chuckle after that horror show especially the backless one with tats

I think a few of them have been Tango’d. Furiously.

I bet that tats one can be found picking up the kebab she dropped on the pavement every Friday night

nice to know they let every single person who appeared on my big fat gypsy wedding have a free ticket!

They are certainly living up to the name of the day. Brash northern birds with no taste or style.

Some real ‘bobby dazzlers’ there! 😯

Throughout my life, I thought people should be who they are and should embrace their own sense of style. Now I think I need to revisit that philosophy.
– Yuri, Moscow, 8/4/2011 10:44

Top comment from the Russian there.

What a horror show. Must be sponsored by weightwatchers?

More like Ronseal….

Hells teeth, thats completely ruined my whole day 🙁

Chocolate Orange anyone?

there’s a reason why us southerners don’t like to go “ooop north”…

we don’t want to get eaten!

LOL @ the north

Hhhmmm, not the best selection of race goers, believe me when I say there are some fantastic sights! Was on the train this morning having a laugh with a group of women from the Wirral going to the races….they were classy, not a fake tan in sight and curves in the right places, great way to start the day.

save for court appearances, Ascot provides the people of liverpool with the only opportunity to get dressed up.

I go out the the Prix de L’arc every year (like ascot, but better) and the only people who tend to attract raised eyebrows are Brits who have travelled over for the weekend.

It’s ruined the flat season for me. Which is a shame, because the jumps are generally filled with country bumpkins who stare rather inappropriately at the horses’ legs, making grunting noises and comments such as “oooh, she’s a lovely beast”.

Ascot provides the people of liverpool with the only opportunity to get dressed up.

Ascot? Really?

Andy

Ascot? Really?

The Aintree of the south (maybe)…

They obviously didn’t read the Telegraph Guide!!

Looks like the Big Market girls outing.

Brilliant. 😆

Cinnamon I think we should get matching outfits and go next year…. bagsy the backless one and porno heels look dead comfy they do…. 😯

Wow – suddenly, I feel quite feminine!!

Rachel

Me too Rachel I may even put a sundress on when I get home

Wow – suddenly, I feel quite feminine!!

Some of those even make me feel feminine (I’m a 6ft5in, 16stone man 😉 )

Ascot? Really?

Andy

Ooopsies.

Meant Aintree!

brain power has been halfed this afternoon thanks to a whopping dose of painkiller and sunshine 😀

Cinnamon I think we should get matching outfits and go next year…. bagsy the backless one and porno heels look dead comfy they do….

go for it girls – I’ll get you some complimentary passes with free booze and food etc. as long as you promise to post pics 🙂

If you can get passes and free booze I’ll pretty much go anywhere!! Right that gives me a year to start going on the sunbed every day and save up for an outfit from ‘Cricket’ *female WAG reference that will mean nothing to the average male*

Some of those even make me feel feminine (I’m a 6ft5in, 16stone man

Hi Lola!

Ooopsies.

Meant Aintree!

brain power has been halfed this afternoon thanks to a whopping dose of painkiller and sunshine Half of zero aint much, bro.

Those women have too much time on their hands.
Weeks of hair extensions, false nails, implants, orange fake tan, making-up their faces and dress shopping.

cellulite-tastic.

Not enough time to go to Specsavers, though…

Rachel (in katty mood apparaently!!)

Maybe they don’t own a mirror. Meow

Lol at the Telegraph Guide. 😆

OK, this could be a goer bagpuss. We’ll need our own Girlie Forum on here – you know, what thong for Ascot, best bra for pneumatic bazookas, hold-ups or seamed stockings. The list is endless. 😀

Would love a strut wander around the paddock to feed the horses but may have to resort to 5:10’s. 🙂

bunnyhop and allthegear – you in?