AI dumb answers

Just a bit of fun, and also to collect examples of dumb stuff AI, even the well trained models, do when asked seemingly simple questions.

How many Rs in Strawberry?

https://chatgpt.com/share/f15287c6-aa21-4344-ab98-81e9075c0bea

Pictures of people with 6 fingers and 3 legs is too obvious for this thread.

Please name the model used, mine was done on ChatGPT but most other models fail the test too.

I googled ‘how thick are TRP brake rotors’ the other day.

Googles AI result told me that mountain bike brakes discs are usually between 160mm and 220mm in diameter and are usually between 45 and 55mm thick.

Didn’t fancy the weight penalty on those so stuck with my Shimanos.

I use AI (well co pilot) as a fancysearch/ wiki/ web scraper.
Ask it a question then use the links in the result.

I did an accreditation qual before the summer and it saved a lot of searching for theories and references.

Have used to to try and generate images and gave up.

eBay . Would you like to use AI to generate your car advert.
Bone idle seller. Yes please.
eBay advert . The car has 4 wheels and an engine powered by gasoline. It is a fine example of the make and model.. etc

https://chatgpt.com/share/f900a1c9-a06a-4160-94bb-a09650526a68

I think Artificial Intelligence should be shortened to Artificial. As we all know, it is the latest ponzi scheme by the IT industry (see: cloud) to get us all fired up about using a word, governments and businesses to spend lots of money on contractors and more, all so that a computer can badly re-word the words which are already online. Shite doesn’t even come close.

Garbage in, garbage out. When you send your AI to gather its wisdom from Reddit, what do you expect?

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/sep/01/mushroom-pickers-urged-to-avoid-foraging-books-on-amazon-that-appear-to-be-written-by-ai

Bearnercessities – I like it 🙂  .For thoswho don’t want to click the link:

Yes, WCA on Singletrackworld.com stands for “Worst Case Advice.” It’s a long-running and humorous thread where members of the Singletrackworld mountain biking community share the most pessimistic, exaggerated, or tongue-in-cheek advice on various topics, usually related to biking or outdoor activities.

The thread has become a bit of a tradition on the forum, with users enjoying the playful and often absurd scenarios presented as “advice” in response to different questions or situations. It’s all in good fun, and the advice is intentionally over-the-top, not meant to be taken seriously.

If you enjoy dark humor or need a laugh, it’s a good thread to check out!

A New Zealand supermarket experimenting with using AI to generate meal plans has seen its app produce some unusual dishes – recommending customers recipes for deadly chlorine gas, “poison bread sandwiches” and mosquito-repellent roast potatoes.

The fun thing is that more and more internet content is AI generated and contains this kind of rubbish – as well as fictious references BigDean, but most people can spot the absolute idiot statements.

The frightening thing is that the AI is being trained on the internet content and it cannot spot stupidity, and so repeats it so gradually increasing the amount of rubbish repeated. The more it sees, the more it repeats iut and the more the other AI engines ingest it during their training.

The frightening thing is that the AI is being trained on the internet content and it cannot spot stupidity, and so repeats it so gradually increasing the amount of rubbish repeated. The more it sees, the more it repeats iut and the more the other AI engines ingest it during their training.

LIke a turd rolling downhill, a rolling turd gathers more crap, as the proverb says…

As we all know, it [AI] is the latest ponzi scheme by the IT industry (see: cloud) to get us all fired up about using a word,

It’s like everything – used properly and in the right way it is incredible.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-68607059

Or give it to idiots, and set them loose on an unqualified data set, and stand back and watch the chaos unfold 😉

There is an EV forum I dip into and there was an AI/bot thread started asking about upgrading the car and what exhaust/turbo to get and how they impact on the cars fuel economy/emissions.
https://www.cuprabornforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1310

Photoshops generative AI breaks mans heart 

As we all know, it [AI] is the latest ponzi scheme by the IT industry (see: cloud) to get us all fired up about using a word,

I did project with a museum housing early Television technology – amongst the collection was an old  book called ‘The Television Quiz Book’

Not a book about television quizzes. Not a quiz book about television. Apart from on the front cover there was no mention in the book of television at all. “Television’ was just the buzz word of the day

There’s a long way to go yet….

(Tesla lying/playing hard to seek with the truth when ‘launching’ some ‘AI’ ‘Robots’….)

It sure seems like the Optimus robots at Tesla’s event were under human control

From that robots link

A video also described them as an “autonomous assistant, humanoid friend” which could be used for basically any task you can think of.

Musk should’ve just gone with “Your plastic pal who’s fun to be with”.

Still going real well…Apple AI scrapes BBC and NY Times headlines wrong…

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2v778x85yo

I’d be careful. When it takes over the world it will remember how you ridiculed it.

@maccruiskeen I read something the other day where they drew a parallel with current trend of adding AI to stuff with a 1930s craze for putting radioactive elements into everything as it was a new exciting technology.

Uranium makeup anyone?

Radium condoms FTW……

And radium suppositories (claimed to have similar effect to Viagra), biscuits, face cream, beer, toothpaste. Lots of interesting 1920s stocking fillers