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  • A bloke needed
  • sofatester
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    To adapt a post from earlier, not from personal experience of course 😉

    Women over 30.

    Sane, Dirty, Attractive.

    Pick 2.

    simonfbarnes
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    rugby player build?

    = chunky

    coffeeking
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    = chunky

    Chunky as in muscly, or chunky as in fat. Rugby player build in my book would have very little in the way of chunk about them.

    deadlydarcy
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    get her to go down to her local rowing club

    You're forgetting what happened me aren't you? 🙂

    tinker-belle
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    I like the idea of those interested posting pictures and a short description of themselves. – c'mon guys….

    I think rugby player build as in athletic, not super skinny/whippet

    And just to clarify, she has only been single for just over a year, she was in a long term relationship, which fell apart when her oh cheated on her and started dating someone he took flying lessons with. So she is not one of those single at 30-something for a reason.

    TheSouthernYeti
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    Isn't the demeaning act of posting pics what match is all about?

    simonfbarnes
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    Chunky as in muscly, or chunky as in fat.

    I don't care to look at blokes that closely. Just shed-shaped.

    monkey_boy
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    Keith

    33

    i like MTB's and ride a 1986 kona

    iDave
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    <moves to more comfy chair>

    rOcKeTdOg
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    *Flexes wrist*

    simonfbarnes
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    *Flexes wrist*

    repeatedly…

    Jamie
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    she was in a long term relationship, which fell apart when her oh cheated on her and started dating someone he took flying lessons with.

    Well at least she got an interesting anecdote out of it.

    zokes
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    Mile high club?

    Spankmonkey
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    if she is financially stable, i dont charge that much for a bit on the side, STW rates 🙂

    satisfaction guaranteed 😉

    spankmonkey – beating the credit crunch since 2009……..

    tracknicko
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    'rugby player build'

    a good percentage of the rugby players i know in this age bracket nicely match the 'weekend cyclist build'

    of a bit overly fat. too much beer and very little muscle.

    grrrrr. manly.

    flyingmonkeycorps
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    I'm no use in this situation, just been waiting for an excuse to post this 😆

    TandemJeremy
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    coffeeking – Member

    Chunky as in muscly, or chunky as in fat. Rugby player build in my book would have very little in the way of chunk about them.

    Allen Jacobson – known as chunk for obvious reasons

    rOcKeTdOg
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    It doesn't usually take many flexes these days Simon 🙁

    shermer75
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    Chunk?

    simonfbarnes
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    It doesn't usually take many flexes these days Simon

    practice makes perfect(ly useless) ?

    Jamie
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    Do the Truffle Shuffle!

    chakaping
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    I like the idea of those interested posting pictures and a short description of themselves. – c'mon guys….

    What's good for the goose is good for the gander, surely?

    shermer75
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    Hilarious! 😆

    shermer75
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    How d'you do that?!?

    Dr_UpGrade
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    Tink,
    send me an email (address in profile)… I've got a friend who may suit and I've just alerted him to this thread… Ya never know!!

    Mark

    Jamie
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    shermer75:
    How d'you do that?!?

    With a machine gun!

    shermer75
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    Now that's just showing off!! 😉

    hilldodger
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    simonfbarnes – Member

    wouldn't it be an act of desperation to take up such a fatuous sport just to pull ?

    But not as desperate as forming a 'beginners riding group' just to have photo opps of a specific butt eh Simon 🙄

    shermer75
    Free Member

    Here's Mr T punching a shark. Because, you know, you need that kinda sh1t in your life…

    simonfbarnes
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    But not as desperate as forming a 'beginners riding group' just to have photo opps of a specific butt eh Simon

    I didn't just want photos of her – but it was a huge success, both in getting the girl and for everyone else concerned too :o)

    tinker-belle
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    @ chakaping – well nothing stopping the goose going first….

    @ Dr_upgrade – ygm

    zokes
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    @ chakaping – well nothing stopping the goose going first….

    Indeed, and as my understanding of goose vs gander is that the goose is the female….

    tinker-belle
    Free Member

    erp – yes well… erm…
    .
    Ok so not having a bright moment there

    JEngledow
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    tinker-belle and 3STW 'gents':

    tinker-belle
    Free Member

    a lora lora laffs

    Solo
    Free Member

    Great !, this thread is cracking me up laughing.

    Reminds me of another thread recently where BarnsleyMitch posted something like:

    "20 mins on STW is like being in a mental hospital"

    Got that right 😆

    Sorry about your friend, I was thinking Bridget Jones, one of those women saving themselves for Mr perfect, only to wake up one day in their 30s and realise that its all a lie and that perhaps they should to get realistic.
    Of course, in this case thats possibly not quite right, so all I can say is that I hope she finds someone.

    😉

    Great thread.

    S

    defaultslipper
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    like a lot of people on here i am cracking up with laughter. not with the OPs request, just the familiar responses from som eof STW more notorious members.
    my 2p's worth is that she should probably look outside of Reading- i never saw much in my almost 20 years there (the first 20 years for me anyway). now in a completely different part of the country, and although there aren't as many eligible women, at least ther aren't hookers on every corner.
    i have tried foreign and would recommend it, although thankfully their english was pretty good!

    Jamie
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    i have tried foreign and would recommend it

    We talking food or dating here?

    mieszko
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    i have tried foreign and would recommend it

    cinnamon_girl
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    This has been so entertaining 😆

    tinker-belle – I've lost your e-mail and need to make contact. Mine's in my profile. Thanks.

    C_G

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