I can’t even imagine what would entice a full grown British male to habitually drink anything other than the myriad glorious brews of our own fair isle..
Don’t think I’ve ever needed a beer to ‘aid and abet’ me to poo.
Go & see a doctor, there’s something wrong with you.
aahhh yes.. this much is true.. plenty of prunes and linseeds are doing their best but it’s back to the endoscopy unit next month, with all the picolax joy that that day brings..
But lets not dwell on the murkier undertones of this thread.. some people enjoy reading the newspaper on the loo.. I like a nice scalding cup of sweet tea or a pint of good dark ale..
what I do not like is a sickly sweet concoction of nauseatingly smooth Belgian bilgewater
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