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50 shades of Grey, anyone actualy read it?
thisisnotaspoon
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Having a lot of free time at the moment due to the crap weather so I’ve borrowed the missus book.

I’ve persevered as far as chaper 6.

Does it get any better? Becasue so far it’s so badly written it’s barely worth turning the pages on a kindle!

Craracters – have no character and what little there is is implausible at best
Locations – there might be some, but the main character narates the story and keeps sataring at her hands so we don’t get to see any.

Basicaly it’s written from the point of view of a shy virgin who does a lot of navel gazeing who meets the socialy retarded Mr Grey who for no reason we’re aware of (other than going to the gym and lots of money) is attractive to women (maybe women are that shallow?). Basicly it’s been 6 chapters of her own internal monologue, and she’s not an interesting person!

Posted 12 years ago

headfirst
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It’s for women innit, no point trying to understand it/them

Posted 12 years ago

lemonysam
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http://www.jest.com/video/174214/gilbert-gottfried-reads-fifty-shades-of-grey

Posted 12 years ago

TheSouthernYeti
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I’m guessing that you’ve already masturbated so hard that your little man has fallen off?

Posted 12 years ago

mastiles_fanylion
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If my wife ever bought it I would give it the once over but I doubt I could read the whole thing.

Someone posted a link on here to a very funny blog ’50 things I hate’ but I can’t find it right now.

Posted 12 years ago

CountZero
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Read it? Good God, No! If I want to read erotica, I’ll read Aniis Nin.

Posted 12 years ago

Nick
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If anyone is seriously considering reading it, this should put you off

http://italic-eyeball.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/a-facial-sonata-50-shades-of-grey-remix.html

Posted 12 years ago

thisisnotaspoon
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That italic eyeball blog it pretty close to how it actually reads!

TSY, pretty much, for a variety of reasons I’ve not had actual sex with another human being in almost a month!

Posted 12 years ago

theotherjonv
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No, but my wife has. In fact, when i got home last night she met me at the door in her underwear, with two silk scarves in her hands. ‘Tie me up’ she said breathlessly ‘and then do what you want’

So i tied her up and went for a bike ride.

Posted 12 years ago

bradley
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theotherjonv – and I suppose when you got home last night that too was from a bike ride? 😆

Posted 12 years ago

wwaswas
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2 facts I found out today;

1) it’s the fastest selling adult book of all time.

2) last week it sold more copies than the next 1000 paperbacks on the list combined.

Posted 12 years ago

MrsToast
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Not read it, but I’m enjoying other people’s experience of it….

http://bizzybiz.blogspot.co.uk/2012/06/50-screams-of-hate.html?m=1

Posted 12 years ago

hmanchester
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If you’ve got that far and you don’t like it then don’t persevere. I’ve read it and it doesn’t get any better, and the sex scenes become repetitive. It also then ends on a boring and predictable attempt at a cliffhanger because it’s a trilogy.

Posted 12 years ago

IanMunro
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2 facts I found out today;

1) it’s the fastest selling adult book of all time.

2) last week it sold more copies than the next 1000 paperbacks on the list combined.

I can only assume that all the people who have bought it don’t have an internet connection.

Posted 12 years ago

Singlespeed_Shep
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no but I follow @50shedsofgrey on twitter and find that funny.

Posted 12 years ago

Munqe-chick
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WHy oh why I am soooo disappointed in women! it’s utter drivel, I read one paragraph there is nothing too it, written by a small child, the one sex scene I read was as if your Grandmother was telling you about sex and it is just utter drivel.

Do not waste your time and tell you wives/girlfriends to get a grip!!

Posted 12 years ago

MoreCashThanDash
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To answer the OP, MrsMCTD told me she was advised that it gets “good” in Chapter 8.

If she wants to feel dominated and helpless after reading the book, I’ll tie her to the bedpost, get out the laptop and she can watch me order a new bike on her credit card 😈

Posted 12 years ago

CountZero
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Insatiable, by Julie O’Neill, is a lot more fun… 😯

Posted 12 years ago

thisisnotaspoon
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To answer the OP, MrsMCTD told me she was advised that it gets “good” in Chapter 8.

Just got to it. He has a hair trigger, even I feel disappointed.

Posted 12 years ago

Bunnyhop
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I’ve no intention of reading it.

Posted 12 years ago

andypaul99
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my missus just bought the entire box set….not sure the old boy can cope

Posted 12 years ago

Edukator
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Having seen a photograph of the author I really don’t want to know what’s going on in her head.

Posted 12 years ago

CaptainFlashheart
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It’s no “Histoire d’O”, now is it?

Posted 12 years ago

sam42
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I’ve had a flick at it…

Posted 12 years ago

matt_outandabout
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I and mrs_oab are concerned that her book group seem to want to read it….

Posted 12 years ago

Munqe-chick
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2171523/Fifty-Shades-Grey-Boyfriend-squirts-girlfriend-sauce-stop-reading-EL-James-erotic-novel.html

Posted 12 years ago

monkey_boy
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i really dont get it, a few women i know have said its a load of bollox and cant see what the fuss is about, from what they said it seems to be an internet phenomenon and its gone ‘viral’ (as they say these days)… and judging by the illiterate posts on their facebook pages 90% of the woman who bought it cant even read anyway and skipped to the ‘best bits’ whatever they are.

i told them all if they want porn i can give them a few URL’s that will boggle their minds 😉

Posted 12 years ago

rogerthecat
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matt_outandabout – Member
I and mrs_oab are concerned that her book group seem to want to read it….

God help you when they want to act out the play!

Posted 12 years ago

cfinnimore
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Loads of SuperMilfs on the commuter train had a copy wide open tonight.

Anyone for yoga?

Posted 12 years ago

ohnohesback
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If it gets them ‘in the mood’ then I’m all for it. Didn’t the Black Swan film a couple of years ago have the same effect on women?

Posted 12 years ago

MrWoppit
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Munqe-chick – Member
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2171523/Fifty-Shades-Grey-Boyfriend-squirts-girlfriend-sauce-stop-reading-EL-James-erotic-novel.html

Frankly, that’s just stupid. If it was me, I’d feel like I’d won the sex lottery…

Jenny Diski, by the way. 😉

Posted 12 years ago

passtherizla
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I’ve not noticed an increase in the amount of sex I’m getting because if this book… maybe she’s just sorting herself out…? 😉 or maybe 🙁

Posted 12 years ago

jimster
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A girl at work is making a killing with this trilogy.

Buys it on Amazon and flogs it on e-bay making £10 profit everytime!!

Posted 12 years ago

emsz
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I read the first couple of chapters the other day, and it is pretty much what you’d expect from fanfiction.

Posted 12 years ago

dashed
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Read the 3 books – does improve slightly after book 1 but it’s no literary work of art. And I don’t think I’ve ever read so much sex and not had a boner… Take away all the S&M stuff though and there’s no real substance to it. Virgin plus screwed up uber-rich fall in love. He shows her a lifestyle of luxury, she shows him how to trust people. Sure there are much better written versions of similar out there. I just found all the bangin’ totally unnecessary – never thought I’d find myself saying that!!!

So who’s going to be be case in the two lead roles in the inevitable movie version??

Posted 12 years ago

MrWoppit
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Posted 12 years ago

matt_outandabout
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*wonders at mr woppits imagination*

Posted 12 years ago

ir_bandito
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50 Shades of Clegg

worth a look 🙂

Posted 12 years ago

MoreCashThanDash
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I wasn’t sure whether to laugh at 50 Shades of Clegg or feel genuinely alarmed….

Posted 12 years ago

kimbers
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Posted 12 years ago