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  • 50 shades of Grey, anyone actualy read it?
  • GrahamS
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    You may enjoy this brief review on GoodReads.com (warning text contains some ranty swearing):

    http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/340987215

    Sandwich
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    Grom GrahamS link

    Christian is a misogynistic, self-loathing, abusive piece of shit. Apparently, his only redeeming qualities are, in this order; his ridiculous good looks, his money, and his giant penis. The only time Ana seems to like him as a person is when he’s being “lovable”, and those times are few and far between. Most of the time he’s serious, brooding, and threatening. How charming

    It’s all about Hora!

    nicko74
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    all about Hora!

    [quote]…and his giant penis.[/quote]

    Junkyard
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    be fair he said beautiful not gigantic

    burnsybhoy
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    50 shades of Glasgow is my favourite twitter parody

    RustySpanner
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    The Northern version:

    kimbers
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    http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/

    eg

    With my panty hamster now much like John Wayne’s saddlebags, he thought it was time to start probing my cocoa channel.

    Cougar
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    samuri
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    lol! I read the first book yesterday. Well, I tried to. What utter tripe!

    Absolutely and massively, more Dan Browne. Terribly written, but because Richard and Judy say its good, people who normally don’t read pick it up and say it’s good. Sales go through the roof.

    There are books out there that will grab you by the entrails and thrash you around all night. Quality books you simply cannot put down. So much better than this trash and yet they are all missed because some TV presenters can’t understand them.

    Get out there, stop listening to the sheep herders, challenge your own limits and just read what comes along. You don’t need to be told what to read. Just grab a book and give it a a go. Some will be terrible like this stuff, others will change your life. That’s not inane chatter, they will change … your….life. Read, now.

    philconsequence
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    mrsconsequence got given a coy by her friends for her birthday, she’s trying to read it but all she can see is her work unfolding in front of her. She’s a specialist in domestic abuse and working with perpetrators of domestic violence. her and 2 of her female colleagues keep joking about all the risk assessments he’d fail and how dangerous they’d class him as a perpetrator.

    globalti
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    Not read it but I expect it has been driven by the publishing industry’s marketing hype, which is presumably aimed accurately at frustrated middle-aged women and then picked up by the Richard & Judy set and all the women’s magazine writers looking for some phwoar to report.

    If nothing else it proves how good the book industry has become at selling garbage to gullible consumers.

    tazzymtb
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    toofulltowrite
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    There is another 50 Shades of Grey inspired parody on Twitter called 50 Shapes of Cakes @50Cakes – it touches on instances of the book, whilst dealing with pastry love, desire and obsession.

    Get it while it is hot!

    toby1
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    This my wife hasn’t bothered to read the books, but she has enjoyed this blog a bit!

    thedon
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    I haven’t read it, but since my Mrs has been I have seen a serious increase in sexual activity 😀

    Wozza
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    Singlespeed_Shep – Member
    no but I follow @50shedsofgrey on twitter and find that funny.

    Cheers for that. 😆 😆 😆

    tommykasal
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    I have to agree with CountZero – Julie O’Neill’s Insatiable is much more fun…

    avdave2
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    I’m reading it at the moment but only because the wife and kids bought it for my birthday. They were looking for books for me when the cover caught my 11 year old son’s eye in Smiths and he shouted out how about this Fifty Shades of Grey to my wife. She explained to my son and his twin sister that it was a very rude book and they should put it down right away. Well that was that sorted and they refused to leave the shop till she’d bought it.

    I’m determined to finish it but it’s hard going.

    juan
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    Ohhhh now I get the new premier advertisement.
    And it’s crap

    paddy0091
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    This is how it was written:

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRhrYSG-cLk[/video]

    utter utter crap. gf has read it – and she knows it’s crap but carries on reading

    CountZero
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    Cheers, tommyk! I’m pretty sure a lot of women would bin their ’50 Shades…’ garbage if they copped a look at ‘Insatiable’ 😀

    muddydwarf
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    Anything by Penny Birch – all i’m saying on this subject.. 😉

    emma82
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    God damn you people and this stupid thread, now I’ve gone and ordered book porn!

    ronjeremy
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    @emma82 couldn’t you reach the top shelf at the newsagents?
    😉

    CaptainFlashheart
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    *Self-edit*

    emma82
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    Women can’t ‘read’ magazine porn you know Ron, our saintly little eyes will burn and our souls will turn black. We have to get our kicks from proper words.

    emma82
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    Oh no CFH! I saw what you did!!

    ronjeremy
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    it’s all right Emma I watch pron for the plot….

    emma82
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    Haha post 69

    I believe you ron, we all do that :/

    Sidney
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    Was it just coincidence that when I noticed the thread the post count was 69?

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