or my short pockets.
This is something that should be fired into space along with those who think it’s a good idea.
Anything tight enough not to flap when pedaling is too tight to actually wear, because, you know, muscles and pedaling.
Anything that isn’t too tight, flaps around too much when you’re pedaling, and chafes. And is really bloody annoying.
And then even a relatively minor off gets either a bunch of keys smashed into your leg, or a pointy rock destroying your phone.
Pedaling and pockets simply don’t work. And they haven’t worked in the 40 years i’ve been pedaling. The only exception i’ve found is OS maps or laminated route cards.