molgrips – Member
Let’s see. Firstly I’d spend some money on a phone call to work to tell them not to expect me in ever again.
Then I’d jump in the car and drive home, staying in a luxury hotel or two on the way. I’d pay someone to move our stuff back from the German flat and have someone clean it.
Then I’d phone Nationwide and settle up with them, and also Halifax and other assorted creditors.
Now settled, I’d maybe get myself down to an Audi dealer and treat myself to a nice diesel A5. Whatever they had on the lot, if it wasn’t specced right I’d have it upgraded later. If they didn’t have what I wanted maybe I’d pay a visit to the Jag dealer instead for an XF.
Then using said new car I’d drive down to Heathrow, walk up to the BA counter and ask them to put me on the next flight to Chicago, first class. On landing I’d have a limo take us to Mrs Grips family. There, I’d buy a house in their town (or poss out by the lake) and a nice car.. Making sure there’s enough room there to store an RV for American road trips. I’d probably then send some plane tickets to my family so they could come over too. Then I’d have a barbecue installed and have lots of cook-outs with beers and brats and everyone could come over and have a good time
Loving the use of the word “probably” in the second to last sentence. 🙂 I’m sure they’d appreciate that sentiment!
I remember back when the lottery first started up, me and my girlfriend at the time bought our tickets for the first draw and I asked her what she’d spend the money of if she won. She started with “First I’d pay you off, then……” I didn’t really pay attention to the rest.