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You: I don't think they noticed. Did you get away with it?
Stranger: maybee
You: Did it hurt much?
Stranger: nah im good with pain
You: coo, 'cos the next one is massive
You: made my eyes water
Stranger: oh jeeze all prepare myself
Stranger: ill*
You: Brace yourself. It's coming in dry!
Stranger: ok i will
You: I'm taking a run up
You: I M P A C T ! ! !
Stranger: ahhhhh
You: you OK?
You: you look pale
Stranger: yea i think ill be okay
You: Shit. The ends come off. don't think I can get it out
Stranger: damnit
You: try pushing
Stranger: i am its not working
You: bugger. I could try tying some string round it
Stranger: do it
You: Ok. Reef knot. Arse. It's lipped off
You: slipped off
You: do you think it will fall out of the other side?
Stranger: maybe is it worth it to try
You: OK. I'll get a broom to give it a good hard shove
You: ready?
Stranger: yea go!
You: OK.
You: Hmm, seems to have moved a bit. Can you see it yet?
Stranger: yea a little it keep going
Stranger: bit*
You: Def stuck. I could heat it up. I have a blow torch
Stranger: hot. do it
You: OK. Going in. Might smell a bit, but should come out like a rocket
Stranger: haha okay hurry
You: I can see it moving, yes, it's out!
Stranger: yayayayayay
You: Can I have it back? I'll take it back for a refund
Stranger: sure go ahead
You: Thanks
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Stranger: heey!
You: Um Bongo
Stranger: um bongo what
You: They Drink It In The Congo
Stranger: nice 😀
You: You should try it
You: There's a lot to recommend it
Stranger: u should bring me one
You: I'm just going to the shop
Stranger: hah
Stranger: right
You: give me 10
Stranger: 10?
Stranger: i guess ur kinda crazy
Stranger: myb next time. xx
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there's more than one egg, ive struck up a conversation
I had egg man earlier. I was very rude to him...
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Stranger: you like egg?
You: DO YOU LIKE CHEESE?
Stranger: I LIKE EGGCHEASE
Stranger: CHEESE
Stranger: AND EGG
You: eggy
Stranger: YOU ARE EGGY
You: do you singletrack?
Stranger: WAZ IZ SINGLETRACK SIR?
You: website
You: bout bikes
You: what tyres for cheese?
Stranger: NOW I SCARED D:
asl...I asked...age/sex/land!
looks like I got him too
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You: chicken
Stranger: im not playing this stupid ****inggg ameeee
Stranger: *game
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You: hi!
Stranger: heyaa
You: what's up?
Stranger: nothing much
Stranger: and yourself?
You: nothing, clearly. I'm chatting to a stranger on t'internet 🙂
You: no offence, but this isn't a place for busy men!
Stranger: hahaha
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Why do they always disconnect on me?
has it occured to anyone that you're all just talking to each other? 😆
I'm so desparate for a STW hit I reckon I'll be up all night!
Bugger...just read that back and it's SO wrong!! 8)
just had a conversation about quantum and biocomputing, was that one of you?
You: singletrack
Stranger: bacon
You: eggs
Stranger: sausage
You: baked beans
Stranger: toast
You: mushrooms
Stranger: unemployment
You: What rules of Mornington Crescent are we playing here? remind me.
Stranger: i dont know.
You: Do you singletrack ?
Stranger: what does that mean?
You: Dress up in lycra, get muddy and blast through woodland!
Stranger: ehm.. yeah. i dont understand eierkopf!
You: Do you ride a bike offroad ?
Stranger: you`re crazy
You: I was only released yesterday 🙂
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: bye!!
FoxyChick - Member
I'm so desparate for a STW hit I reckon I'll be up all night!Bugger...just read that back and it SO wrong!!
FC, where do I send the bill for the keyboard repair? Have just laughed a mouthful of Summer Lightning all over mine!
I'm going to try I'm Spartacus next...
Stranger: Hi
You: I'm Spartacus
Stranger: I'm a stapler
You: and so's my wife.
Stranger: guess she doesn't give blow jobs then
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You: Do you Singletrack?
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I've just had egg man!!! 😯
FFS ......... all I seem to get are perverts 😯
I got egg man too
And a freaky Michael Jackson picture thing
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Stranger: bored?
You: Fancy a game of pong ?
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Stranger: wtf
You: | .
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@ernie_lynch - Member"FFS ......... all I seem to get are perverts "
You must be talking to someone here then 😉
Turkish Perv...
Stranger: hi there
Stranger: asl?
You: Do you singletrack
You: I have ADSL
Stranger: yeah always
Stranger: I have tooo
You: Where do you ride ?
Stranger: around here
Stranger: u?
You: Here and there...mainly UK#
Stranger: asl?
You: 19 F UK
Stranger: 22 m turkey
Stranger: have u ever been to turkey?
You: No. Friends have a place in Bodrum
Stranger: reaally
Stranger: you should visit too
Stranger: there are many english people in bodrum
You: So do you singletrack?
Stranger: but sure there are alot of different place to be seen
Stranger: msn or yahoo?
You: Whats MSN and Yahoo ?
Stranger: we can continue to talk there
You: What do you look like ?
Stranger: you can see me if u add me to your list
Stranger: we can talk on the cam
Stranger: if you like
You: Are into mountain biking ?
Stranger: sometimes
Stranger: why ?
You: What do you ride. Hartail or Susser ?
Stranger: bianchi
You: Roasie.
You: Roadie
You: Gonna to watch the TDF then
Stranger: doyou like naughty things?
You: Like what?
Stranger: playing on cam?
You: Like football or tennis ?
Stranger: bye
This one slammed the door on me 😐
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You: Hi
Stranger: yo
You: do you know about the L A feeling ?
Stranger: never heard of it...
You: Loving Awareness
Stranger: oooh
You: Do you feel it ?
Stranger: Im feeling it... you?
You: Yeah it's good .....
Stranger: quite
You: There's not enough love in this world
Stranger: no... there's way to much hate too
You: Spread a little love ......
You: Jesus loves you .....
Stranger: will do~
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unless someone has a very low boredom/thrill threshold I just had a long conversation with someone from Russia!
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You: Hello
Stranger: hello random ****
You: Is it me you're looking for?
Stranger: depends on how many inches you can take
You: I can see it in your eyes
Stranger: spit or swallow?
You: I can see it in your smile
Stranger: shut the **** up you stupid emo whore
Stranger: spit or swallow?
You: You're all I've ever wanted
Stranger: dick is all youve ever wanted
You: My arms are open wide
Stranger: your legs are wide open whore
Stranger: i can smell you from here
You: Cos you know just what to say
Stranger: damn straight bitch
Stranger: make me a sammich
You: And you know just what to do
Stranger: kitchen...now
You: And I want to tell you so much, I love you
Stranger: you truely are pathetic
Stranger: kill yourself
You: I long to see the sunlight in your hair
Stranger: im gonna cum in your hair
You: And tell you time and time again, how much I care
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Not a Lionel fan then. Amazed I reached the second verse.
I had a brilliant serious conversation on climate change earlier with a guy in Portugal. Started out being foolish, but he broke me down. We had a very interesting conversation. Then I was just really embarassed for being a pillock first off. Over the embarassment now and back to being a pillock. Go on ASL? me I DARE YOU!!
Ok after messing about on this instead of working...
I found myself conversing with young lady in Europe for 3 hours.
To the point of me offering her love life advice, marketing advice, bichemistry and metabolism, anorexia and career moves and virginity/her Bf.
Swapped emails and twitter websites and she MSM me waving with on her webcam. She's also hot as hell and I'm working near her country next week even thought I could visit and she it would be fun and asked if I have a GF!
I have a GF. But bloody hell this lady is smoking.
Banned myself from going on there again!
Reading this back-slaps face...get on with your work Zaskar!
What does asl mean then?
age sex location
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Stranger: egg
You: cheese
Stranger: egg
You: cheese
Stranger: egg
You: cheese
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I've had egg man 8 times now!!
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Stranger:Dear Lisa,
Its been a long time since we met. How is life treating you? How are the kids I hope everything is working out just fine.
I went to the mountains with George last weekend we had a very nice time.See you soon!
Regards,
Jane
You: Jane, life has not been kind to me. I am living in a cardboard box on the streets of bogota. I sell my body to eat. I lost everything in the crash of 98. I am glad you had a nice time in the mountains. Lisa
Stranger: hahahahahahahahahahaha
You: You laugh at my misfortune? I thought we were friends. By the way, I had George first.
Stranger: i am lol
Stranger: very loud
You: Has a little bit of wee come out?
Stranger: no
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Anyone had the paedophile message yet?
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You: why is everyone so filthy round here!
You: no real friends! 🙁
You: ur quiet, i like u
You: erm.....too quiet.
Stranger: rgg?
Stranger: egg*
You: i know
Stranger: holy crap the man knows
Stranger: oh dude
You: sick of it tbh
You: gets everywhere
Stranger: who
Stranger: whoa
Stranger: i dont really want to talk to you anymore...
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You: ooh
You: exciting
Stranger: seriously
You: maybe
Stranger: you touch kids?
You: thought u didnt want to talk to me?
Stranger: grim
You: this aint anonymous really you know, they know where u are!!
You: are you scared, biatch?!!
Stranger: egg
You: i know
Stranger: egg
You: i know
Stranger: egg
You: ur real exciting
You: so glad i came on here.
Stranger: so, been to any playgrounds recently?
You: well i am only 12.
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: egg
Stranger: 19
You: 19 eggs?
Stranger: ye
You: That's going to bung you up
Stranger: where re ufrom
You: UK, you?
Stranger: turkey
You: Turkey eggs? I've never had one
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It was all going so well
Stranger: I speak fluid Ostrich
You: cause you have your head in the sand?
Stranger: no
Stranger: cuz i have a pet ostrich named kevin
Stranger: and he taught me
Stranger: jealous??
You: why is he a fluid ostrich you melted him or something?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: I CAN SPEAAK OSTRICH
You: fluentlly
Stranger: CUZ MY PET OSTRICH TAUGHT ME
Stranger: 16 male gay
You: do you singletrack?
You: it involves lycra, mud and rubber 😉
You: and many men often in groups
Stranger: ahhaha
Stranger: no
You: why not? You might like it?
You: When I go I have 6" in the rear
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: heheh
Stranger: i think i like it : )
You: I have to control the rebound in the woods or it makes my eyes water
Stranger: mm
You: What rubber for the best traction in the mud?
Stranger: hehehe
Stranger: i dunknwo
You: I often use maxxis, but you need a bit of white grease to get it on
You: what lube do you use?
You: I like finish line, makes everything so loose. No friction.
Stranger: i dunknwo
Stranger: but teach me
Stranger: im avirgin
You: Its better when it's a bit wet. It gets a conjealed in the dry
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: okaii
Stranger: teach me more
You: often men that go downhill prefer 10-12 inches in the rear
You: and at least 8" in the front
You: dog walkers look at us funny
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: continueee
Stranger: r u a top
Stranger: though
You: they dont like our tight lycra tops and the speed we ride
Stranger: mm
Stranger: hahahaa
Stranger: im abottom
Stranger: can u **** me
You: what i thought this was about singletracking?
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: wat is that
Stranger: i du nget it!
You: in the woods with men, mud and lycra
You: riding
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: okaii
You: google it, you'll like it
Stranger: hahhaha
Stranger: no thanks
You: go on i dare you
You: http://www.singletrackworld.com/
Stranger: haha
Stranger: later okaii
You: no now
You: go on, you can be a new recruit in our fun fun sport
Stranger: HAHAHHA
Stranger: niceee
Stranger: ur good
Stranger: totally fooled me
Come on, who is the I am Legend nut job????
I just got egg man!!
Me too hobo.
Egged just now!
plenty of "egg" and only one normal conversation so far
the 'egg' thing is something started by 4chan to try and conquer the site.
i'm starting each chat with 'singletrack'.
see you there.
USA drafter currently...
Zaskar!
Wacko!
LOL!
Enjoy your ride round Loch!
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