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You: do you moon walk?
You: blow bubbles?
You: how about Singletrack?
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coffeeking - Member
rogerthecat in there with a mildly racist one already!
Jeezus you are precious, get a life!
alpin - Member
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Hey alpin I had that guy four times in a row, and in the end he started swearing at me so much and he just went mental, and he said he was going to get his machine gun and shoot me, but he's in America...
I love Omegle!
Jeezus you are precious, get a life!
Not at all, I'm sat next to an Indian chap who found it mildly offensive to suggest that his countrys entire population are just call centre operatives!
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...get a life! [/i]
Doesn't this go for EVERYONE on this thread??!
I genuinely lol @ rogerthecats post as did a number of my work colleagues. I guess it's the bnp for us racists then!!!!!!!! 🙄 😉
You try to be polite and where does it get you?....
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I really must stop this and do some work. I want to stop. I do. It just won't leave me alone...
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Stranger: ?? ????
You: What's that skip?
Stranger: ? ?? ??????
You: Sheila's fallen down the well?
Stranger: ..?
You: Singletrack?
Stranger: ????
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OK CK, have it your way, I must be a died in the wool racist bigot with neo-facist tendencies. Off to put on my hairshirt. My sincerest apologies for my friends remarks which may have offended your colleague, however mildly. 🙄
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Stranger: are you a girl?
You: sometimes...
You: 😉
Stranger: what do you want to say?
You: Well, I asked if you Singletrack...?
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: do you singletrack?
Stranger: hmm what?
You: you know, stw. Lycra, mud, rubber...
Stranger: hmm band?
You: What tyres for a rainy summer in the Lake district?
Stranger: asl
You: No - dial up connection, cant afford ASL
Stranger: age sex location
You: Yes I have all three. You?
Stranger: i asked first
You: More of a statement really, no question mark.
Stranger: how old are u?
You: Age is relative, especially on tuesdays. I never could get the hang of tuesdays.
You: Hey - hold on it's wednesday. I told you i struggled with tuesdays.
Stranger: WHATS THAT MEAN?
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rogerthecat - however you wish to make light of it and attempt to make my comments look stupid by extending it to extremes, it was mildly racist. As I said, MILDLY. My initial comment was while chuckling along with you, but the point still stands that it offended one person of that origin so it would probably offend others.
It's no fun when you get sensible person, I actually had to apologise and disconnect myself!
Got one 🙂
You: hoi
Stranger: hi
You: hi even
Stranger: singletrack
You: singletrack!
You: Sweet
You: Phildowling
Stranger: do u?
Stranger: ha!
You: aye i singletrack all the time! dirty singletrack is best!
Stranger: small world this internet
You: haha at least your not "horny Lad"
Stranger: nope...scotia
Stranger: ok ciao
Stranger: gotta work!
You: laters! who are you btw?
Stranger: scotia
You: cool see you later! Have a Good singletrack
Stranger: i dont post too often..
OK so I saw a tweet about this thread and decided I had to try it just once.
I almost lost them at the start but finally got a recommendation on tyre choice for Glentress - result.
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You: do you singletrack then ?
Stranger: bye
Stranger: ya iam a single
You: great stuff - what would you recommend I take rubber wise if I go to Afan?
Stranger: sorry i cudn't get ur point
Stranger: can u elaborate
You: What would you recommend?
Stranger: recommend about what?
Stranger: .......
You: I'm unsure of the type of rubber I'll need at Afan as I've never done it before
Stranger: and what is Afan?? (sorry)
You: I usually use Fire XC Pro - Do you think this would be acceptable or will people laugh?
You: Afan - in Wales - you said you Singletrack so I assume you'll know about it
Stranger: but i have never been to wales sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyy
You: Glentress then - any rubber suggestions?
Stranger: ya the best rubber is by PELIKAN hehehehehehehe
Stranger: blah blah blah
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Stranger: Hello
You: hey
You: whatcha
Stranger: whatcha!???
You: whats up!?
Stranger: MUSIC!
Stranger: what music do you like?
You: very varied
Stranger: tell me your favorite song
You: current or all time?
You: they are very different
Stranger: current
You: cannot help myself from singing along to Poker Face (ffs don't tell anyone)
Stranger: lady gaga?
You: ya
Stranger: alright xD
Stranger: all time then
You: tell me your current first
Stranger: STANCE PUNKS - mayonaka shounen totsugeki dan
You: awesome, I may have to check that out. always on the look out for new stuff for the bike commute
Stranger: haha xD so whats your favorite song of all time?
You: she sells sanctuary - The Cult
You: does that give my age away?
Stranger: here the song is
You: cool, thanks
Stranger: i will check it out xD
You: later. appreciate the non-"asl?" bollox this site is plagued with 🙂
You: * I appreciate the...
Stranger: yeah me too 😀
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phil - I had one last night as well, a couple of pages back.
When I said I was RudeBoy he disconnected! 😆
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Stranger: hi... i'm 21 M and horny!!.... u ?
You: I'm Mavis. I like to Foxtrot. You sound hot!
Stranger: yeah i am.. ! 😀
Stranger: ur asl?
You: Do you like older women?
Stranger: yeah.. i luv them
You: Horray, pity they don't let me out of the home.
Stranger: ooooh..
Stranger: so.. wats ur age babe?
You: I could sneak you in through the window though.
Stranger: haha.. i will ... if i get the chance
You: I'm 86, but I'm in good shape. Got a spring in my step!
Stranger: woah! 86!..
Stranger: i wanna c ur pic.. !
You: No cams in the home, sorry. Bit stuffy around here.
Stranger: aaah.. !
Stranger: u dont have a pic uploaded?
You: Not at the moment but when my grandson comes to visit he can show me how. He's about your age. Very clever.
Stranger: oooh..
You: Do you dance?
Stranger: i sumhow feel u are a guy.. tryin to trick me
You: Why would I pretend to be an elderly lady? What kind of trick is that?
Stranger: hmm.. k
Stranger: u have a msn id?
You: No. It's a shared computer here. MSN brings spam in.
You: Apparently.
You: You're no fun. Think I need someone a bit livelier.
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CaptainFlashheart - Member
phil - I had one last night as well, a couple of pages back.When I said I was RudeBoy he disconnected!
😆
[b]ok, own up who was this?[/b]
Stranger: Im not some freaky old guy who lost his job and sits on his computer trying to flirt with little girls while eating cheese and holding a sick puppy.
I can't leave this alone, really must go home for tea but when someone uses the word "maudlin" you just have to keep going!
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You: do you like blades i like blades there clean and quiet guns for show blades for a pro, so how are you doin today?
Stranger: hello, I am well, but I never had the nerve to make the final cut
You: the final cut is the sweetest but the first cut is the deepest
Stranger: indeed, but what about themess?
You: let mother clean it up
Stranger: wow, that is some deep shit
You: Im not some freaky old guy who lost his job and sits on his computer trying to flirt with little girls while eating cheese and holding a sick puppy.
Stranger: lol, then what are you
You: A freaky young guy with a job and sits on his computer trying to flirt with little girls while eating cheese and holding a sick puppy.
You: you?
Stranger: well, although you may be the most maudlin person ive come into contact with, I am an ancient guy trying to find my own sick puppy to tend to
You: lol
You: do you singletrack perchance?
Stranger: how do you mean?
You: dirty rubber, lycra and mud
You: all sweaty and breathless after a long ride
Stranger: lol, well no dirty rubbers
You: no fun if they aren't knobbly and full of dirt
You: what do you ride?
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Stole the old guy/cheese/puppy thing just to see if it would work. For some reason they all disappear when you get close to mentioning a bike, hmmm...
Stranger: hey
You: ayup fatty
Stranger: asl?
You: 18 f france
You: asl?
Stranger: nice
Stranger: 18.m.kor but living in us
Stranger: do u have msn ?
You: no tablets sorted that out
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Loving this site for mischief!
Some absolute gems on these transcripts.
Especially the Indian Call Centre stuff.
Some absolute gems on these transcripts.
Especially the Indian Call Centre stuff.
You: Do you cheesy ride ?
Stranger: do I ever! of course i do!
You: What sort of cheesy riding do you do ?
Stranger: swiss cheesy riding
Stranger: how bout you?
You: cheddar cheese roding mainly... when dressed in Lycra with Dirty Rubber.
Stranger: oooooh, nasty! what exactly is cheddar cheesy riding?
You: Riding singletrack on a mountain bike... do you singletrack ?
Stranger: uuuuuuuuhhhhhh
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I think i need to work at this
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Stranger: Hello
You: Hi there
Stranger: What's up?
You: Nothings up, what gave you that impression
Stranger: Uhmmm
Stranger: I guess nothing ..[/i]
You: Do you Singletrack?
Stranger: no
You: Go on, of course you do.
You: Surely everyone does?
Stranger: IM NOT SINGLE
Stranger: 1 month preg and married
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi there
Stranger: where you from?
You: I dont live anywhere, i travel around
Stranger: cool, are you a hobo?
Stranger: I plan on doing that someday[/i]
Bloomin Heck how good is that 🙂
Oh cripes, my first cyber sex experience is with.......a bloke with a big dick 🙁
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You: Hello there
Stranger: I have bigger cock than you!
You: No you dont
Stranger: yes i do
Stranger: 25cm long with boner
You: I beg to differ. My cock is considerably larger than yours[/i]
Stranger: Hi.
You: Are you the Littlest Hobo?
Stranger: Nope.
You: That's a shame.
Stranger: Why's it a shame?
You: Well, you see I've been looking for him. He keeps saying that he'll settle down, tomorrow maybe.
Stranger: Oh. That sucks. But maybe tomorrow'll be the day?
You: Maybe it will. Maybe he'll just keep moving on until then.
pmsl 🙂
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Stranger: hi
You: Yowzer
Stranger: 1337?
You: 1667
Stranger: ehrm, no :S
You: Fail ?
Stranger: yeah way too much
You: Bah
You: Do you singletrack ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: do u play guitar hero?
You: Prefer the lycra thang personally
Stranger: what? :S
You: Y'know, sweaty, puffing, grinding away.....
Stranger: aha with the dick?
You: Well not really
Stranger: with u big toe?
You: That does play a part in the process but it's a pretty minor one considering...
Stranger: ok, m / f?
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Stranger: me male
Stranger: u?
You: T-rex
Stranger: serrius
You: Yup, Seen Jurassic Park ?
Stranger: wanna cam so i can see t-rex?
You: Hey, I've only just learnt to use the internets, giz a chance with the cam thang
Stranger: so u wanna cam?
You: I ate my cam yestrday, T-rex do that type of thing
Stranger: ohh, damn
Stranger: how old r u?
Stranger: 10?
You: Well theoretically several million years old if you factor in the DNA in amber thing
Stranger: ohh, i see O_o
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littlest hobo! 🙂
opens new tab to watch old episodes on youtube....
You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: woo freaky
Stranger: how you doing
You: not bad
You: all the ways to start a conversation and we both go for hey
Stranger: eauhuhahuaehuae
Stranger: funny
You: yeah
You: cosmic
Stranger: so asl
You: have you been to Wales?
Stranger: no, im brazilian
You: You should go
You: I'm sure Brazil is nice, but Wales has a lot to recommend it
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: greetings comrade
Stranger: hi asl
You: Do you have a beard ?
You: Well ?
Stranger: who wants to no lol
Stranger: if i do or not
You: The revolution wants to know !
You: All counter-revolutionaries are cleaned shaven !
Stranger: well thats nice
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surely out of 2500 ish users we must have had a stw to stw conversation at some point
Well, there now must be at least 50 "strangers" wondering what the hell singletracking is!! 😯
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: why did you do that?
Stranger: what?
You: that thing you just did
Stranger: what did i do?
You: I saw you. Don't worry, it should wipe off if your quick
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm saying Hi !
Stranger: are u gay
You: I'm sorry - no 🙁
Stranger: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo]
Stranger: ok bye
Stranger: egg
You: chicken first
Stranger: egg
You: ****in chicken
Stranger: egg
You: no i'm ****in a chicken
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thisisnotaspoon - Member
surely out of 2500 ish users we must have had a stw to stw conversation at some point
See earlier pages, I got a hit!
What is asl?
this is so childishly funny
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: not you again
Stranger: lol
Stranger: who?
You: sorry different stranger
Stranger: i think you get someone different every time
You: ah, they should give all you strangers numbers
You: I get confused so easily
Stranger: lol
Stranger: well you're a stranger too
You: they only let me on here for 5 mins a day
Stranger: why
You: court order
Stranger: right lol
You: well it wasn't true what they said
Stranger: hmm
You: honest, the bunny got what it deserved