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You: hi there
Stranger: wat
You: I said hi there
Stranger: wat do u want
You: Information
Stranger: o
You: You wont get it
Stranger: ok
You: By hook or by crook we will
Stranger: aight
You: What is your number? I am number 2
Stranger: 1
You: I am not a number, i'm a free man
Stranger: mee2
You: Do you drive a Lotus 7
Stranger: yeaa
You: I escapd but then some blokes in monkey suits captured me
Stranger: cool
You: Do you want the truth
Stranger: yeap
You: You cant handle the truth
Stranger: ok
Stranger: then y did u ask me
You: Son we live in a world with walls. Those walls need to be protected by men with guns
Stranger: yessir
You: I have a greater reponsibility than you can fathom
Stranger: nice
You: My existence, whilst grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives
Stranger: yea..cool
You: You want me on that wall
Stranger: yea
You: So what do you want?
Stranger: nothing
You: I oughta give you a code red
Stranger: ok?
You: Santiago didnt like gettin a code red
Stranger: i dont care
Stranger: ur point is
You: You cant handle the truth
Stranger: ask me if i care
You: Slack toothed faggot. This stuff will turn you into a sexual tyranosaurus, just like me
Stranger: not my problem...
You: It will be when i get 'little painless' outta the bag
Stranger: i dont care if u get painless outta the bag
Stranger: find some friends
Stranger: do u have friends??
Stranger: i dont think so
You: Macs my frined
You: friend
Stranger: b quiet
You: we served in Nam together
Stranger: b quiet please???
You: He didnt have time to bleed
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: m or f?
You: i liked chas better!
You: he was the evil one
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this is getting annoying!
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You: bonjour
Stranger: hi
Stranger: o **** french
Stranger: male/female ?
You: non
Stranger: je n'ais pas francais
You: me neither, let's try english
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This is very frustrating.
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: Singletrack?
Stranger: what
You: You? I the woods? Singletrack?
You: In*
Stranger: you male and female
You: Male AND female?
Stranger: you male
You: No both actually
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So rude, they dont even say goodbye!
Last one
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You: Hi there
Stranger: Blue?
You: No i'm fine
Stranger: ok
You: You blue
Stranger: Who's red?
You: Professor plums a kinda red colour
Stranger: Hmm....
Stranger: If you want me, I'll be with my boyfriend in the bedroom with a lead pipe
You: Lead pipe you say. You dont wanna be getting that stuck anywhere
Stranger: Like where?
You: In yer trumpet
Stranger: I won't be putting a clue piece in my trumpet any time soon, it'll sound awful
You: You could get your boyfirend to blow on it
Stranger: Sounds like a plan 😀
You: so i take it your female
Stranger: Male
You: so how do you have a boyfriend
Stranger: I'm gay 😉
You: wow, a real life gay
Stranger: Yup. 🙂
You: Well i hope lifes good for you
Stranger: It is 😀
You: Me too
Stranger: I don't get ****ed 24/7, but I'd say that's a good thing
You: surely your bum needs a rest
Stranger: Yup, lol
Stranger: Well.... I'll be off then :)[/i]
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: who are you?
Stranger: who r u
You: I'm you
Stranger: im u
You: no you're stranger
Stranger: no u r stranger
You: I hear the seagulls
You: and see dead people
Stranger: gr8 ur a weirdo loser
You: but mainly the seagulls
Stranger: bye
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There were some seagulls outside!
Thought I held my own quite well here 😀
Mange tout, Rodney. Mange tout.
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Stranger: R U french ?
You: mais oui
Stranger: un gars du 15-18 ?
You: non.
You: 20-23
You: et vous?
Stranger: 15-18
Stranger: je devine que vous n'etes pas français
You: Bof! Le sange est dans l'arbre
Stranger: ecrit les paroles de la marseilleise alors
Stranger: Allons enfant de la patrie le jour de gloire est arrivé .
You: do do do do do do do dooooo do do
You: do do do do do
You: do do do dooo
You: 🙂
Stranger: xD
Stranger: c'est sa en plus
You: Ma francais est bon, non?
Stranger: tres bon même
Stranger: bye
You: bye
You: au revoir
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Hang on what's with all the French all of a sudden? I just had a conversation as a French person too!
i'm getting the hang of it now:
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You: hello
Stranger: heey
Stranger: asl ?
You: 42 - male - interpol peudo division
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😆
Right i tried a different approach to see what 'it was all about' and now i think i know!
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Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: are you feeling ok?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you?
You: not bad, hips giving me gip!
Stranger: aww
Stranger: you male or female?
You: yer, well when you get to my age
You: female
Stranger: nice 🙂
Stranger: do you have any pictures? 🙂
You: of my hip?
Stranger: of you silly 😛
You: well Eileen took some on our last trip to the beach
Stranger: how old are you, anyway?
You: i'm 84 dear, how old are you?
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Stranger: hey
You: doo doo doo
Stranger: asl?
You: da da da
You: that's all I want to say to you
Stranger: it means ?
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You: Every breath you take
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Every move you make
Stranger: gimp
You: Every bond you break
Stranger: dumb
You: Every step you take
Stranger: eww
You: Ill be watching you muah ha ha ha hahahhahah
Stranger: im hamzah qasim
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I overdosed last night on it. Dont have any inclination to use it again. My conclusions were
Everyone on it is barking mad
50% of the people on are gay
25% are only after sex (Blokes)
10% are young kids
15% are STW users
I didnt manage to strike up a single sensible conversation even when i tried.
Poor buggers - subjecting them to Sting just isn't on!
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You: bet i can disconnect before you!
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You: Hi.
Stranger: hi
You: Do you singletrack?
Stranger: I multitrack, does that count?
You: Yeah, that's close enough.
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Ace.
Even better.
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Stranger: hey..wanna make me horny and wet
You: Not really.
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This is going to wast so much of my time...
Couldn't get past saying hi on the damn thing, must try harder 🙄
I was up to 2am last night on this, not going near it again. So easy to lose all track of time. 99.9% is nonsense but if you stick with it you get a few decent conversations.
Bit like STW then.99.9% is nonsense but if you stick with it you get a few decent conversations.
Stranger: r u a gay?
You: of course
Stranger: guy i meant
You: both
You: this is a gay site
You: gay guy site
Stranger: really?
Stranger: i do not know that
You: so i was told
You: its in the gay times this month
You: recommended for dirty bumming talk
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so what we gonna do next?
You: so tell me how sweaty your badge is
You: is it clean sweat?
Stranger: let me taste it!
You: ooo i'm making myself hard
You: are you hard?
You: you dirty little whore
Stranger: i `ll give u
You: uuuuuugggghhhhh i'm done, thanks x
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Stranger: heyy
You: hey
Stranger: asl
You: 76ft
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Stranger: femanon?
You: ?
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Wow.
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You: wassup
Stranger: nothing special, you?
You: not much hence bein here!
Stranger: duh
You: yup
You: u stw?
Stranger: huh?
You: its a biking website, obviously not
You: so, u like fleas?
You: i have lots.
You: cud sell u some
Stranger: are you a member on the short bus
You: no the long bus mate, i graduated
Stranger: doubtful
You: whys that?
Stranger: you seem
Stranger: a tad retarded
You: u mean...special? thats what my mum tells me too
Stranger: you're so ****ing special
You: thanks man
Stranger: i'm not a man
Stranger: kthanks
You: ur so ****ing serious.
You: ok boy!
Stranger: whatever
You: can i ask why u come on here if ur gonna be so miserable?
Stranger: whose miserable?
You: angry?
Stranger: angry?
You: did u get touched as a child maybe?
You: got issues?
Stranger: if only
Stranger: yeah, a few
You: u can tell me.....
Stranger: maybe a little more than a few
Stranger: but you know
Stranger: tell you what
You: ur issues, its good to talk
Stranger: nah i don't think so
You: it is anonymous u know
Stranger: and
You: well u know, u can talk ur issues through anonymously, could help??
You: u do seem very angry.
Stranger: you seem like a dumbass
You: really?
Stranger: really
You: wow, ur so smart with the insults, well done x x
Stranger: oh **** off
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It's so pointless, and full of idiots, but strangely addictive.
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Stranger: hi!
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: no thanks
Stranger: what?
You: u what?
Stranger: i mean you "f or m"!!
You: dont wanna tell ya
You: u got nothing else to say
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Seriously, what are they getting from the experience?!
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Stranger: ??
You: yes please
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Better not post any more, its just wasting bandwidth!
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You: woof
Stranger: panda?
You: yup.. red
Stranger: cool:)
You: you? frog?
Stranger: no camel:)
You: you aint my cousin are you?
Stranger: ehm I think notxD
Stranger: camels aren't cousins from panda'sxD
You: ah right.. red pandas aint pandas either
You: theyre more like beavers
Stranger: hahaxD but were are you from panda?
Stranger: haha yeaaaxD and camels like dromedarys
You: so camels not like horses then?
Stranger: hmm I don't know, It can be
You: it can be what? better in hot climates?
You: smellier?
Stranger: yeah hot climates are better
You: better for tomatoes
Stranger: hahaxD
You: was typing and then you started.. you first!
Stranger: what do you meanxD
You: beaver needs a service.. gotta go!
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Stranger: egg
You: do you singletrack?
Stranger: whats that
You: it very nice game
Stranger: what
You: it game with other men
Stranger: im a girl
You: oh dear : (
Stranger: ahahahha
You: you have beard?
Stranger: no
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pity, my next question involved chain tugs
Had a long chat with someone from Sibir last night - top bloke, just seemed to enjoy communicating with someone outside Russia. Sent his email address so tested from an anonymous mail account, he responded with life story, pics of family etc - really nice chap. Think I have gained a penpal 😯
Feel a little foolish now though, as I started with the traditional Singletrack? Followed by the usual flood of innuendo and stupidity, but he retained his dignity in the face of it all. Guess he is the better person!
I am a child
Stranger: Age sex location
Stranger: Tell me thats first
You: do you singletrack?
Stranger: After talk anything u want
You: 50 \not as much as i would like\ balls deep in your mum!
Stranger: BB
Stranger: **** ur mama
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This is going to impact on my time
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Stranger: hello
You: ello
Stranger: from?
You: Uranus
You: always wanted to answer that in conversation
Stranger: haha
You: now i have
Stranger: okay 😀
You: i can die happy
Stranger: good
You: it's a life dream fullfilled
You: thank you
Stranger: you're welcome
Stranger: no prob
You: I'd bake you a cake, but they don't let me near sharp things anymore
You: poor Malcolm
Stranger: ow, sweet
Stranger: i'll wonder that cake
You: i wouldn't, it can lead to an unhealthy obsession
You: i know about unhealthy obsessions
You: ask Jill Dando
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Didn't even prompt this!
You: hi
Stranger: do u hate americans?
You: yes
Stranger: why
Stranger: why!?
Stranger: i know what posh measn!
Stranger: means*
Stranger: im not illiterate
You: why not?
Stranger: i say colour and favourite and theatre
Stranger: I AM NORMAL
You: cool
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You: Hey ho
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: do you speak hungary?
You: 🙂
You: non francais
Stranger: ooo...
You: commo t'appelle tu?
Stranger: i don't understand francais :S
You: i dont understand hungary
You: 😉
You: havent u eaten?
You: hello?
Stranger: no, i having dinner 🙂
You: so you're not hungary any more then?! HAHAHA
You: u like my joke?
Stranger: shut up! I'M FROM HUNGARIAN, STUPID xD
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I love it!
You just never know whats going to happen...
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Stranger: Where ur from?
You: uk
You: how bout you?
Stranger: Guess
You: china?
Stranger: FAIL
Stranger: Better Guess pls.
You: uk?
Stranger: FAIL
You: germany?
Stranger: First letter is F
You: FRANCE?
Stranger: FAIL
You: ffs 🙂
Stranger: Next is I
Stranger: FI
You: FINLAND
Stranger: CORRECT !!!!
You: jive me a ****ing prize
Stranger: Congratulations, you won just pounds of shit!
You: how generous..
Stranger: ye
You: so how cool is finland then?
Stranger: Boring.
You: anything interesting about finland i should know about?
You: or should i never ever go therer?
Stranger: Do not ever come here.
You: i just might have to come over and liven the place up a little
Stranger: I do not recommend
You: you a guy?
Stranger: Here is expensive and the cold.
Stranger: ye
You: hot women though?
Stranger: lot
You: hotter than uk women?
Stranger: ye
You: I ****ING DOUBT THAT!!!
Stranger: mmm
You: you been over to uk?
Stranger: Once
Stranger:
Picture a typical Finnish woman
You: is that gonna give me a virus or somethin
Stranger: *.jpg = Photo
Stranger: ALWAYS
You: ah yes, preety FIT i must agree
Stranger: mm
You: is that your girlfriend?
Stranger: Nope.
Stranger: Se is Miss Finland 2008 xD
Stranger: She
You: haha, a bit too hot for you then :O
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You: LO
Stranger: Hai there
You: yes it is warm here
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Hmm, dont think im very good at this....
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Stranger: egg
You: man
Stranger: eg
You: e
Stranger:
You: amazing, reductio ad absurdum!
Stranger: Minä myös tykkään porkkanoista mutta perunat maistuvat tosi pahalle
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Stranger: ROFLMAO
You: Go away please
Stranger: hi
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What a weird site:
Stranger: sounds like it'd be comfortable... are you a male or female?
You: male last time Í checked
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You: hi my omegle stranger
Stranger: IM HORNY !
You: **** u
Stranger: can i see pix of ure dick
You: oh yeah course u can hang on
You: as if!! get a grip and a cold shower
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BE FEMALE
Stranger: hey]
You: hi 🙂
Stranger: whats up
You: Relaxing, you?
Stranger: same i guess
Stranger: asl ?
You: What does that mean?
Stranger: age,sex,location
You: 21.5, female, Okinawa
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Bugger I spelt my location wrong or hes a redneck!
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You: kaka
Stranger: ronaldo
You: Real
Stranger: madrid
You: will get beat by
Stranger: bradford city fc
You: in the
Stranger: football
You: champions league
Stranger: galaxy cup
You: Where Bradford City FC scored
Stranger: more than
You: 3
Stranger: amazing goals
You: against Madrids
Stranger: poooooooor team
You: and lifted
Stranger: the chicken
You: cup
You: the
Stranger: ultimate cup of farmers
You: The End
You: Nice one
Stranger: ^^
You: cya
You: have fun
Stranger: bye
Stranger: same to you
You: bibi
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: do you like cheese?
Stranger: yes
You: I love stilton
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i like oltermanni
You: I bet you like edam best
You: damm, too slow
Stranger: oltermanni
Stranger: : DD
You: what is that
Stranger: finnish cheese
You: is that because it is so nice you finnish it really quickly?
You: do you singletrack?
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Im speaking to a great, polite 15 year old from Finland at the moment. They are even teaching me some Finnish!
ask them if they like oltermanni