Stand tall, mountain bikers of the UK. Place your hands over your hearts – or press them firmly onto any bleeding wounds – and pledge your allegiance to the majesty of mountain biking, your airs and successes according to gnar. Oh help us, oh shit, oh God. Phew. What a save.
Here are a few suggestions for commitments you might choose to make as we step forth into a new reign:
To join in the chat about the actual pledge of allegiance, head over to the Forum. To continue the silliness, head to the comments below and suggest your own mountain biking pledges of allegiance.
