So mrs_oab is away….

So mrs_oab and oab_kids are away for 10 days.
I started being all usual: bike ride and paddled canoe, fixed strimmer, sorted insurance etc.
Now hitting the ‘rebellious’ bit:
Bike in hallway: check.
Chilli & nice beers for tea: check.
Not done washing up or made bed: check.
Growing beard (it is going well for 3 days growth): check.
Downloading America’s Armies for some online gaming fun: check.

What else to do?*
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*just bear in mind I am a submissive chap, it all needs to be cleaned up/replaced/shaven before she returns to oab_houshold bliss end of next week….

Whisky and a viewing of Dude, Where’s My Car!

Bye, bye, Burt….

I think we all know what’s next…

Just get yourself to the optician on Monday

laptop hooked up to the telly and some late night surfing….

cfh: exactly….

Computer, box of kleenex, some lube (optional) maybe a rubber glove (again, optional).

Some of us don’t spend all our life w*nk*ng at every opportunity…

Although Margo was looking pretty fine in the Bye Bye Burt clip……

Why not??!

Now hitting the ‘rebellious’ bit:
Bike in hallway: check.
Chilli & nice beers for tea: check.
Not done washing up or made bed: check.
Growing beard (it is going well for 3 days growth): check.
Downloading America’s Armies for some online gaming fun: check.

What else to do?*
.Crazy !!!

Maybe stay up past 11, it is Friday night after all

*swells with pride at being a rebel*

Some of us don’t spend all our life w*nk*ng at every opportunity…

No? 😐
What do you do then?

Who said anything about masturbation, I was refering to park tools online guide to servicing your bike parts!

Margo was always the top totty in the good life.

Felicity is overrated.

winston_dog – Member
Margo was always the top totty in the good life.

Felicity is overrated.

^^This^^

I bet she was right dirty.

Back on topic…

Dial out for some coke and a pair ( not necessarily matching ) of hookers.

I’ve had bans for far less than some have posted on this thread.

The flying banhammer is winging its way over. I just heard it whistle past my head!

Film 4 – The “classic” Italian Job..

*heads to film 4*

Ive got 10 days without the mrs too as she is away on business.

My new frame arrived yesterday so that should keep my busy for a while, been tinkering all night, cleaning up the bits I am transferring over from the old bike, meticulously lining up tire logos 🙂 and deciding whether to bodge my headset on or take it to the bike shop in the morning.

Having a few beers but not too many as I have karate training tomorrow. Saturday night I think the single malt will come out and some late night movie or PS3 action as I cant be arsed going out, and as its t in the park nobody is around anyway.

Ive got tonnes of records to ebay too (to pay for this new frame) so off to put a few on tonight.

party on!

mrsmidlife went away studying for her MBA the weekend before last. I bought a house.

She’s off to India too for three weeks in August. She’s getting nervous about that now.

‘Socialists, Jerry!’

You rang?

You could do the ‘Killin crawl’, drag everyone back from the pub but don’t let anyone from Fishers choose the music.

Margot reminds of the worst characteristics of an ex. This association amuses me.

Fishers closed down 🙁

Cigars, cheeseboard and vintage port…

Watch goon, phone in high class hooker. Or magician. Whichever.

Get the big lebowski on DVD, make some home made pizza, 3 or 4 should be enough, a dozen bottles of Arran blonde and then hit Facebook later to abuse everyone and fall asleep in front of the telly, about 3am.

Great night.

unashamedly relish the smell of you own farts in bed….

Dial out for some coke and a pair ( not necessarily matching ) of hookers.

I did that the other night.

Shared a two litre bottle with Brian Moore and Keith Wood.

must be the time of year my misses is away too (only for the weekend though)

so far clean house….cut the grass…do the weekly shop…..buy some seriously nice beer and been drinking way too much and web surfing all night with some good tunes on in the back ground

tomorrow i shall ride my bike and them drink way too much beer again

sunday…kick about the house watch the GP and Tour then nothing!!

bliss

i’d check the wardrobes . . .

they could be gone for good . . .

Hey, . . . poo happens!

Mind you livin in the highlands god knows what goes on !

Change the locks

Margo lives about 12 miles from here.. who knows what could go on in the highlands ;O)

12 hour w@nkathon, until literally puffing dust. Then enjoy the rest of the week in pub / on fells.

So how many times did you manage last night. Firing dust yet?

mmmm, mega hot curry, nice pint of Avalanche from the pub, piles of damp kit in hallway from two hoofing high gorge walks for work,,,and beard is coming along nicely. I may even fart in the bed later.

*is pleased at his rebellion*