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  • Masterchef critics
  • geologist
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    Just watching Masterchef, and all ready the ‘critics’ they are cooking for have really annoyed me, before they have even spoken!
    I eat a shed load of really good food, why cant I be a professional critic!

    What sort of half arsed job is it, being a critic! These people need to experience a proper days work.

    Rant over.

    mattstreet
    Full Member

    I just can’t take the lookalike seriously…

    geologist
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    Haha, neither can I now 🙂

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    wilko1999
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    He doesn’t want a postage stamp of bread….. Yeah we can see that mate

    Wookster
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    It takes all sorts mate or….

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    😳 sorry sorry!!!!

    geologist
    Free Member

    Oh no 😉

    pitcherpro
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    I’d love to see a role reversal and see the “critics” cook something spectacular …

    Can’t stop laughing at the lookalike Matt 😀

    willard
    Full Member

    Saira! Noooooo! Don’t mess it up now!

    Drac
    Full Member

    I eat a shed load of really good food, why cant I be a professional critic!

    Well going off you rather poor rant it’ because you can’t explain what the any issues are. 😀

    bruk
    Full Member

    I think they can all see their own tonsils from the bottom end up. ‘Excellent’. ‘I’ll be the judge of that’. Just how far up their own arses are they!

    llama
    Full Member

    Don’t carry it with the tongs plonker

    IanW
    Free Member

    O the drama…

    Wookster
    Full Member

    The am-dram of John and Greg is starting to grate now………

    willard
    Full Member

    Stern looks all round.

    I reckon Larkin’s gone

    geologist
    Free Member

    Ooo, who reckons he dropped that on purpose?

    bruk
    Full Member

    They don’t even agree on the quality of the dishes. Pointless having that many and then not even tasting all the dishes.

    Dale, Natalie and Larkin should make a good final.

    willard
    Full Member

    Shit no! Why are they getting rid of Saira???

    mikey74
    Free Member

    They obviously play it up for the cameras, but I do agree that food critics are a complete waste of space.

    jojoA1
    Free Member

    Good call on the finalists I reckon.

    llama
    Full Member

    I like Natalie

    mikey74
    Free Member

    The Larkin bloke was a first-class baffoon and deserved to be dropped through the trap-door. His performance in the Savoy made me want to punch him in the face.

    willard
    Full Member

    He’s far too risky. Can be awesome, but can completely tart it up.

    I reckon ether Dale or Natalie FTW, probably Dale.

    llama
    Full Member

    Dale looks like a psycho

    Larkin doesn’t seem that bothered

    maccruiskeen
    Full Member

    I just can’t take the lookalike seriously…

    Which one?

    Kryton57
    Full Member

    Is it just me or has Natalie got that kind of “you just might” look about her? A bit like whats her name from ER:

    Edit, maybe a bit less so, but still…

    CharlieMungus
    Free Member

    Just might what? You mean talk to her if you met her in public, instead of staring at your shoes?

    skip
    Free Member

    Thing that gets me about the whole thing.
    Is that I cook one pot wonders regularly.
    Currys, stews, spag bols, chillis, etc etc.
    They always taste better the next day.
    The numpties try to put a time limit on it.

    And yes, worst of all, the pretentious **** that for some reason are allowed to critique others food, while serving nothing.

    As food is just about as personal a thing as anything else to anyone,
    who has the down right balls to tell me what I should like,
    or anybody else for that matter?

    These **** should be made to produce food for others to critique.
    Or offered dishes with only a tooth-pick to consume.

    growinglad
    Free Member

    I pray that one day aliens will arrive, carry out lots of nasty experiments on Jay Rayner and then evaporate his being into a oblivion!!!

    The World will be a better place for it, arrogant pillock….

    There were a couple there who could at least give a valued opinion on whether the food was cooked well, tasty etc….but the rest sounded like an annoying 5 year old!!

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