Man Utd – jokes anyone know any?

Heres the first:

Manchester United were once the Goliath of English football.

Then along came David.

I’ve just bought a Man Utd lamp..
…
It looks great in the middle of the table.

My sides….. stop please….

It’s hardly WSC, but I did see this one recently:

There’s been a speed camera installed outside Trafford Park, they are giving away three points

The Queen has finalised her new year honours list by awarding David Moyes an OBE.

Out By Easter

One of my mates is the Managing Director….. I think that’s pretty funny 🙂
(yes he really is)

Moyes spent years trying to get Everton above man u in the league….

Arsene Wenger, Jose Mourihno, Roberto Martinez, Brenden Rodgers and David Moyes were all out for a pint. Jose got the first round of Super Bock. Then Martinez got in a round of San Miguel. Wenger got a round of champagne. Rodgers then got up to get a round of guiness, but didnt get one for Moyes. David Moyes said hey, wheres mine? Brenden Rodgers said sorry, this is the fourth round and you’re not in it.

😆

Taxi for Moyes!

Beaten by the bottom team in the league*. Oh dear.

There will be tears in Guildford tonight.

* yes I know the game wasn’t a premiership one.

I missed the start of the joke, but the punch line was “… So they gave Nani and Anderson new contracts”

I gather that during those late night Facebook chats, Ferguson has been telling Moyes to start having a go at the refs. 😉

To be fair, they’re not having the rub of the green when it comes to decisions this season. It’s like the refs are ganging up on them now that the bully’s gone. Anyway, much as I’m enjoying the schadenfreude, it’d be premature to take the piss too much. There’s half a season left yet.

Fergies puts in a call to DM …