Dead (headless) squirrels in the garden

This morning I cleared a dead squirrel off the lawn for the third time in a week. They’d all been decapitated.

I’m assuming this is the work of either Rocky, Marmalade or Gizmo (local cats). Having said that, this morning the corpse was being chucked around by a couple of magpies. Could they be doing it?

Most importantly, is there anything I can do to stop them doing it again?

Try feeding them?
I reckon it will be the cats -ours love rodent brains as well 😕

Call the local pest control, you have an infestation of zombies.

(small ones)

Upset the Mafia?

“I’m gonna rip off your head and shove your nuts down your throat.”

if they are grey ones go steal the cats’ food so they keep doing it!

it’s the work of tufty the ripper! He’s miffed at no longer being able to provide road safety advice and has gone crazy apeshit bonkers on PCP.

YOU’RE NEXT

Look for a super intelligent squirrel building a ‘death-ray’ in your back garden.

He’s bent on world domination and has been eating other squirrel brains to absorb their intelligence.

I expect he’ll have a number of muscular squirrels as henchmen, so they’ll be in a group.

They are the grey ones (tree-rats) and I’m quite happy for them to be exterminated, just…

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sounds like the classic signs of a chupacabra in your locality, you don’t live near the channel tunnel do you? ether way best keep the kids inside at night.

you don’t live near the channel tunnel do you?

In galactic terms, yes.
About 250 of your earth miles.

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They are the grey ones (tree-rats) and I’m quite happy for them to be exterminated, just…

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Bloody NIMBY!

😉

Blame the conservatives for closing down the squirrel rehabilitation unit of the local council. 😯

Soon to be hundreds f unemployed squirrels all with no nuts.

Grey squirrels? How very quaint.
We only have red squirrels here, none of that common grey muck thank you!

you don’t live next door to freddy star do you?

[showing my age there]

put them on freecycle, someone else might have a garden full of severed heads. Make do and mend and all that, theres a recession on you know!

Headless squirrels? Stone the crows!!!
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