Your favourite film one liners

Your ego’s writing cheques your body can’t cash.

“We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out.”

Full Metal Jacket

That film is filled with gems.

I like these calm little moments before the storm, it reminds me of Beethoven.

“let’s get down to brass tacks, how much for the ape ?”

‘We’ve gone on holiday by mistake…’ **Bad Word Alert**

We live in a kingdom of reigns, where royalty comes in gangs. Come on, lads, the sky’s beginning to bruise, night must fall, and we shall be forced to camp.

”Im going to take that bat, shove it up your ass and turn you into a popsicle”.

THE WORRIORS.

“Stupid f-ing white man”

Gary Farmer’s “Nobody” in ”Dead Man”[/url]

You’re gonna look pretty funny tryin’ to eat corn on the cob with no f**kin’ teeth!

“Pilchard curry is a very economical dish”

“calling it your job don’t make it right, Boss.”

“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue”

“I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind”

etc

Hey @55hole, This is the ultimate fV<k you, I just poked your wife – Tin Men.

Duke Henry: You Sir, are not one of my vassals… who are you?
Ash: Who wants to know?
Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.
Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I’ve got news for you pal, you ain’t leadin’ but two things, right now: Jack and shit… and Jack left town. – Army of Darkness

“Get away from her you BITCH”

“We’ll settle this the old navy way; The first guy to die loses”.

oh, and

“Careful man, there’s a beverage here.”

“Duncan, you have few admirable qualities, but taken as a whole I was wrong to think so highly of you”.
last of the mohicans

What? Over? Did you say ‘over’? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room.”
(Peter Sellers, Dr. Strangelove: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964))

Where George Kennedy says “Lord dont strike me blind” as the girl is washing the car in Cool Hand Luke.

”im sick of these muthaf@ckin snakes on this muthaf@ckin plane!”

”ive seen things you people wouldnt believe”

”All those … moments will be lost in time, like tears…in rain.
Time to die.”

In terms one liners that make me laugh, nothing has more bang for buck than Bad Santa.

Quotes from Bad Santa

Kid: Your beard’s not real.
Willie: No Shit!It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid: How come?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn’t clean.
Kid: Mrs. Santa?
Willie: No it was her sister.

Kid: You are really Santa, right?
Willie: No, I’m an accountant. I wear this **** thing as a fashion statement, alright?

Heyyyyy . . . . **** him in the ear, . . . . whadya talkin about, . . . **** him in the other ear . . .

“Well that’s just like, your opinion, man”

Best comeback ever

Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it’s true.
[pause]
This man has no dick.

He’s not the messiah! He’s a very naughty boy!

I’m a Jew… I’m small… I’m homosexual… and I live in Sheffield… I’m fu**ed. (History Boys)

Makes me wee a bit every time I hear it – love this film!!!

No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there’s nothing to be afraid of.

I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos

You could basically just run through the whole script of the Big Lebowski. and Spinal Tap:

There’s a very fine line between clever and stupid

David and Nigel are like poets, you know, like Shelley or Byron, or people like that. The two totally distinct types of visionaries, it’s like fire and ice, and I feel my role in the band is to be kind of the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water.

Right ? WRONG !

Nothing is over. Nothing! You just don’t turn it off. It wasn’t my war. You asked me, I didn’t ask you, and I did what I had to do to win. But somebody wouldn’t let us win. And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap. Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they’ve been me and been there and know what the hell they’re yelling about.