Your favourite film one liners

Stacey: “It’s a gun rack.”

Wayne: “But I don’t even have a gun.”

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. [pause] Time to die.

this is glue, strong stuff.

‘we got both kinds of music here. Country AND western.’

How could I forget: “Mark it zero, Dude!”

“shut up and sit down, you big bald ****”

Avi -Snatch

You show me how to control a wild f**king gypsy and I’ll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster.

Turkish – Snatch

“Dan Merrino should definatley buy this car, but not this one, im gonna **** this one up”,

“NYPD, stands for Knock your punk ass down”

“If you want to be a big cop in a small town then **** Off to the model village”

“i’m not a very good shot, but the Samaritan here uses really big bullets”

I have LOADS but cant think of any off the top of my head :s

Gilesey – Member

My bicycle masters boardwalk and quagmire with aplomb. Those that doubt me … suck cock by choice.

Oh yes. Deadwood. Tom Nuttall. My favourite DVD box set.

Try this final line from the movie (I’ve just watched it):

“Does anybody understand the life they’ve lived, or think that it was long enough”?

AK-47, the very best there is. When you absolutely, positively, got to kill every motherf**ker in the room; accept no substitutes

Ordell Robbie – Jackie Brown

how on earth has nobody posted this yet?

there’s the well known one, but my personal favourite from the film is
“you, you’re ok. this one, real f****** ugly”

honourable mention goes to
“nice shirt mate, do they make them for men?”
from Chopper (used endlessly by a friend o’ mine when we’re in any vaguely swanky pub)

right, back to lurking

“Your not a doctor, your just a curly headed ****!”

Stepbrothers.

Or

Gotta be;

‘Can you help us please? We’ve come on holiday by mistake.’ Withnail.

Does it count if it needs the build-up to maeke sense?

“We would love to accept your surrender, but I’m afraid we don’t have the faciilities to take you all prisoner”

A Bridge Too Far

spasmic gherkin beat me to it, best film quote ever.

Also, “I haven’t been **** like that since my prom night” from Fight Club.

Your not much use to me alive are you Turkish.

Its a f###ing anti aircraft gun Vincent!

“Mmm This is a tasty burger…”

let’s get down to brass tacks, how much for the ape ?

From Team America.

Spotswood – “Please Gary, I’m not from Hollywood, I’m not going to **** your mouth and my time is extremely valuable.”

I believe this is what this thread needs…

“You are only suppose to blow the bloody doors off”- Italian Job

“What do you mean they cut the power, they are only animals man” – Aliens

From 3:20. Worth watching the whole clip tho…

Hell I like you. You can come over to my house and f*** my sister [punch]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

Right turn, Clyde

“is this a goddamn” Beavis and butthead do America

Bond, James Bond.

…and Don’t forget a couple of great lines from In Bruges

“One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal”

and

“They’re filming midgets!”

Also from In Bruges:

“It’s a facking inanimate object!”

“You’re entering a world of pain”
“Forget it Donny, you’re out of your element”
Pretty much anything Bricktop says.

Verbal: Keaton always said, “I don’t believe in God, but I’m afraid of him.” Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.

“I don’t know, there IS an abundance of weiner here…”

Yes… You obviously have a wonderful economy with words, Gloria. I look forward to your next syllable with great eagerness.

“It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the Sale of the **** Century! In fact, **** it Nick, I think I’ll keep it!”
Lock Stock.

” Y’know what I think? Don’t really matter what I think. Once that first bullet goes past your head, politics and all that shit just goes right out the window.”
Blackhawk Down.

Beavis: I am the great Cornholio. I need T.P. for my bunghole.

“Put the bunny… back in the box”

“I’m a long fckuing way from alright”

Marsellus Wallace , having just been buggered in Pulp Fiction .

Seeing as a Carry on film is on my TV at the moment:

“Infamy. Infamy. They’ve all got it in for me!”

“Nurse Bell? Well ding a ling!”

And as Zoolander above is deliberately ignoring his eponymous film:

“Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?”

“Here’s Johnny”

You can’t sell horse tranquilizers to a midget!

In Bruges.

You know what he’ll do when he comes back? Beat my teeth out, then kick me in the stomach for mumbling.

Marlowe