Your favourite film one liners

after flashes mention of the Rorschach line and after watching Blitz.

Jason Statham “Do I look like I carry a f***ing Pencil”.

Not quite a one liner, but Arnie in The 6th Day..

You should clone yourself now, while you’re still alive.
Why, so I can share your unique perspective?
No, so you can go **** yourself.

In fact, Arnie in just about anything, saying anything.

“Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?” – Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.

Or, more or less any line from Withnail and I.

Tuco. – I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise and sometimes they never get up!

Works well at your local trail centre too.

Bring the gun. Leave the canolli.

From ‘The Thing’

[Norris’ head grows legs and tries to walk away]
Palmer: You gotta be ******* kidding.

“it’s one huge shit sandwich and we’re all gonna have to take a bite”

Full Metal Jacket

“Guns for show, knives for a pro.”

Lock stock and two smoking barrels.

that’s no moon…

from 51st State
Detective Virgil Kane: “Seven shades of sh1t in a one sh1t trumpet”

Never rub another man’s rhubarb

Have you come to fix my boiler?

not sure which film exactly that is from but it normally marks the end of the plot and talking bit

“You all take a good look at this lump of s**t. Remember what it looks like. You **** up in a firefight… and I goddamn guarantee you a trip out of the bush – in a body bag”!

Sgt Barnes – PLATOON.

Or, more or less any line from Withnail and I.

+1

The Mayor in dirty Harry says “I think he has a point”. but you really need the build up too.
Here’s the scene.

Well, I’m a mushroom-cloud-layin’ motherf—-r, motherf—r! Every time my fingers touch brain, I’m Superfly T.N.T., I’m the Guns of the Navarone!

Or anything else from the quote-fest that is Pulp Fiction

“When I see a grown man chasing a woman down an alleyway with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he’s not out collecting for the Red Cross.” Harry Callahan in Dirty Harry. Class.

“Aren’t you a little short for a Stormtrooper?”

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary… come again?

Oddball: Why don’t you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don’t you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don’t you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

Moriarty: Crap!

It’s the only way to be sure.

“You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!”
Charlie Croker, The Italian Job

Do you know what Nemesis means?

ACHTUNG! Contains a very rude word..

Lili Von Shtupp “A wed wose. How womantic”

Another Callahan special, after the mayor’s just debadged him

“Use it like a seven pronged suppository”
“What did you say Callahan?”
“I said ‘shove it in your ass'”

“You’re so money and you don’t even know it”

“I gotta change my shirt, it’s sticking to me. I’m sweating like a c*nt.”

Dead Mans shoes – a two liner

Herbie: What the **** are you looking at?
Richard: You, ya c**t!

It’s more in the delivery than the text though

loving the Arnie montage 😀

“We are the music makers and we are the dreamer of dreams.”

Charlie and The Choclate Factory

“I see you like to chew? Maybe you should chew…………………
………………….. ON MY FIST”

Kung Fu Panda

dont piss down my back and tell me its rainin ( Clint Eastwood )

Well its in a clint film – outlaw josey wales

My bicycle masters boardwalk and quagmire with aplomb. Those that doubt me … suck cock by choice.

Stay on the road

Elfinsaftey – Absolute class film. It’s just full of one liners

From Jaws.

Chief Brody to Quint : ‘Your gonna need a bigger boat’

Quint to Hooper : ‘What are you, some kind of half-assed astronaut’

Quint : ‘Here’s to swimmin with bow-legged women’

You just shot an unarmed man.

He should have armed himself if he’s gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.

From Bullshot – there’s just too many to choose from:-

Hugh ‘Bullshot’ Crummond to Rosemary: “I’m not average”.

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwbdXWqNkbo&feature=related)

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“you’re the problem! You’re the **** problem you **** Dr White honkin’ jam-rag **** spunk-bubble! I’m telling you Aitch you keep looking at me I’ll put you in the **** ground, promise you!”

@Houns 8)

In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she don’t know whether to shit or wind her wristwatch.

RP McMurphy