“I’m an auditor!” No, you’re unemployed and have a touch of the ‘isms.
You’re a wally.
Nowt better to do than stand outside a police station videoing “whatever I can see with my eyes” and demanding collar numbers.
There’s a Scottish dude I’ve seen, seems to just go round recording people street drinking and getting into scrapes? Why? Man’s gonna get “wetted up, fam” one day.