Worst T-shirt competition.

Spotted today, being worn by someone!!

I reckon 3 more posts before *it* appears

I occasionally used to wear a t-shirt which said on the front: Fred Durst

…and on the back: is a ****

that is **** spelled “See You Next Tuesday”

I can’t add it as I am on the work laptop.

There is a really good builders bum / cleavage t shirt I saw on Facebook a while ago – anybody care to post?

Went to global gathering the weekend and saw some epicaly tragic T-shirts knocking about.

I once thought it was anything with a Tapout logo, but then I realised that these provide a valuable service.

Early bellend identification system.

Any of the genre of t-shirt which features a poorly printed image of a “glamour” model doing a hand bra or similar.

Okay so no-one did it so I will

It went viral and sold over 10,000,00 units in under a week*

*Made up

Sifting through Banardos this weekend I came across a Lost Prophets T with the slogan “The Betrayed” on it. I suggested it might be prudent to bin it

used to get a lot of grief for this one in the early nineties

Jesus Is A Cant.

The non cockney version by Cradle of Filth.

Any of these (or others similar), especially when worn in XXL and above:

Wolf T reviews

Wait, hold on – can I just add the modifier of whatever anybody else mentions but with a deep v neck.

This thread is brilliant. Where’s the one with the bellend hanging over the belt?

Also some of the recent singletrack ones are terrrrrrible

Lemonysam, of course you can! Especially if it’s one of those shittingly shit “Property of Athl Div Inst 1987” types or faux Japanese shitness that probably read “I like ponies” when translated.

Usually worn by Triangle Man as he thinks it’ll distract people from his puny legs.

That one with the wolves on is ace.

I saw a white tee with the words “More Please.” on a sixteen or seventeen stone lass today. More what?

My mate had this one..

Save the best part of Fifty quid and just spraypaint a target on your back….

I saw a very cute young lady wearing “You **** like my dad”

The verb was not “ride”

I used to have a fine burgandy coloured Tee from Lord with the words Tiny Penis writ in sans serif type on the chest. I miss that shirt.

Dammit,my mate had one of those “tiny penis” t shirts, he got loads of “attention” from the girls wearing it.

I really don’t know where to start with these; everything about them is just dreadful, typography, graphics, layout…
And the fact they’ve appropriated the quasar waveform that Joy Division made famous just compounds the awfulness:

Most band t-shirts are a bit shit. Unless it’s the Inspiral Carpets one, or the Beastie Boys or Stone Roses ones as worn by little dd. 😀

Any T shirt is the worst T shirt

Horrible items of clothing for the lazy/those who don’t know how to dress. Only permissible to wear in bed in the winter

Any T shirt is the worst T shirt

😆

What a pile of shite. Also, you wear a t-shirt in bed? No wonder you were hanging around on the dating threads so long.

Also, you wear a t-shirt in bed? No wonder you were hanging around on the dating threads so long.

Nothing but No.5, darling.

Three Wolves. + Moon? 😯 😮 ……. 😀

I must possess one. Dear Goddess deliver unto me.

sons of anarchy. Worn only by alpha males obvs.*

*may still live in parental home.

I saw a young guy a couple of days ago wearing a t shirt shirt that said ” This t shirt would look good on your bedroom floor”. The thing is, I read it so that means he was communicating to me. He was not attractive. I felt slightly affronted.

Well if you had a horrific carpet, it might have looked good. You should have told him you agreed that it would, and could you have it, but he was staying out on the street. 🙂

I’m also probably just about old enough to have been his mother. Wrong, wrong, wrong. When I’m in charge i’ll have people arrested for bad t shirts.

DD 😆

A bright pink T shirt which said FedSex and then underneath some pun about overnight delivery. For when you absolutely have to deliver – overnight. Or something equally cringeworthy. Couldn’t really make it all out, the T shirt had moulded itself around the blubbery frame of the girl wearing it.

She must have been about 18stone, the combination of awful T-shirt and fat lass was eye catching but not in a good way…

Get over yourself Houns, i bet you are one of those **** snobs who judge others by what they wear?, if so then that tells me exactly how you judge and forment an opinion about someone before they’ve even uttered a word to you, i’m afraid that says a lot more about your personal insecurity than a funny (or not so funny) slogan on a t-shirt.

FWIW I have an acquaintance/mate who did his PHD on the psychology of clothing and what it reveals about our character or something like that – he now designs t-shirts for all the major fashion labels along with your usual stuff you see in sports direct. A few years ago from the proceeds of his work he bought a 20 bedroom georgian country house in Galloway with a grand hallway that could quite easily swallow my entire house and garden, he came to our dance tent last weekend that we run at the Wickerman festival, he turned up wearing a pair of cut-off rigger boots, big wooly socks, oil and gawd knows what stained shorts and a t-shirt that should have been consigned to oily rag use a good few years ago.

And you know what?……it’s probably not very PC to say it but he had every single girl he met flirting with him the entire weekend despite dressing like a tramp, perhaps it was because he has a personality and doesn’t feel the need to impress socially or try and upgrade his class by his choice of clothing.

I’m proud to say there is not one pair of shoes,not one pair of dress trousers, not one shirt, not one tie in my wardrobe and anyone who would judge me for such a misdemeanour is not someone i would wish to socialise with.

judge and forment an opinion about someone before they’ve even uttered a word to you

Yeah, I do that – I don’t feel bad about it, but am proved pleasantly worng on occasion.