Woman words

“Don’t be stupid….of course the sofa would look better with half a dozen fluffy cushions in it.”

Lol Dingabell I have one of them.

“I love you”

My favourite one. It is used a lot in my house 8)

boobs.

no.

boobs are mistakes.

not ‘dirty pillows’

soft furnishings

‘put it away’

This…..if you want chips, order your own sodding chips

“But I only want a couple”

I’ll buy you a bag; eat a couple, throw the rest away. I want all of mine.

Hun.

as in, Instead of you enjoying your day off, let’s go to IKEA, hun.

also, IKEA. That’s deffo a ladies word, never heard blokes use it much.

Not tonight I’ve got a headache!

Whatever (when a point of hers has been proven wrong but won’t admit it).

batteries are flat again 😯

‘Are you even listening to me?’

Usually, I have been listening, just choosing not to take in what is being said in (I’m probably thinking about important man stuff instead). But, I can recite word for word what she had just said. Unfortunately this proves that I was listening and just inflames the situation because she has now been proved wrong!

“not in that one!!” 😆

“not in that one!!”

Yeah, they’re always bleating on about seperating the recycling properly!

“Wrong hole!”

Everyone thinks they’re a golf expert.

“I’m cold.”

They are just sooooo cuuuuute! You call them pink cables???!!
“I love you”

“I’ve put them away”

Where??

“How am I supposed to remember”

decorator
designer
fluffy
quaint
precious

Don’t get me anything, honestly (as in birthday/Christmas presents)

The only 2 in this list that I ever use are I love you and fluffy!
I use them a lot 🙂

Did’nt it come with wheels?

Fabulous

Cerise
Salmon pink
I’ve got nothing to wear!

I need more shoes

“I’m cold.”

😀

Unfortunately this proves that I was listening and just inflames the situation because she has now been proved wrong!

Mate! You can’t prove someone wrong, who is never wrong. 😯

I see you’ve bought another black bike

Did’nt it come with wheels?

Ha, brilliant

I don’t need evidence, I just know

“If you don’t know I’m not going to tell you.”
Response to what’s wrong?

Scrunchy
Tampon
Any name of a colour that is not: red, green, blue, yellow, brown, black, white or pink.

Are you done/in yet

Go left, no the other left

You mean right?

Yes

And

it cost how much and you didn’t even get any pedals

“I’ve lost my phone/wallet/keys!” – repeated several times in a state of increasing panic, until said item turns up somewhere obvious.

Whatever

Stupid.

Stupido.

Your stupid.

Fine is definitely the major one. It’s horrible.

“I’m cold/hot”is a great one.

My favourites though.

“Is he a goodie or a baddie?”
“Turn left, no your left!”

And this is probably fairly unique but I’m happy to be educated… when my wife starts singing, I know she’s angry about something. Time to make myself scarce.

Your stupid.

Irony?

When you’re going somewhere and you ask are you ready? “Nearly!” but they’re not really. 🙄

pregnant women say the most horrific stuff..

talking about piles and stitches and ‘shows’ and losing their ‘plug’