Will I go to hell for eating an easter egg before easter Sunday.?

It is a well known fact that Jesus ate easter eggs for the last supper or something like that but if I eat one before easter Sunday will I go to hell or be struck by lightening.? Morrison’s are doing cream egg ones for a pound and they come with two cream eggs in.! Bargain. 😀

See you in hell, fatboy…. 😆

Yes. It could be a child’s face next time.

There’s a very special place in purgatory reserved specifically for people like you. Satan and all his minions will be queuing up to do unimaginable things to you for that. 😈

Wherever, I’ll be there too.

Eating easter eggs before easter ?
Is this what Santa died for ?

I’ll see you there <sitting munching an egg belonging to petrietoddler>

cream eggs obviously don’t count, so by association any chocolate that is in the same packet as a cream egg is fair game, then by association all Cadburys eggs don’t count, which also mean Toblerone, Milka, Diam, etc are ok, but you can’t have Mars eggs.

cream eggs obviously don’t count, so by association any chocolate that is in the same packet as a cream egg is fair game, then by association all Cadburys eggs don’t count, which also mean Toblerone, Milka, Diam, etc are ok, but you can’t have Mars eggs

Liking the logic.

I’ve eaten the caramel creme eggs, but left the big choccy egg.

That’s alright isn’t it?

If you eat your Easter egg before Easter Sunday then little baby Jesus won’t come back.

does anyone do a solid Easter Egg?
if not, can you buy easter egg molds? if you can (which you can, I just checked), I’m going to make one.
but I won’t eat it until Jesus comes back from his wilderness holiday

Eat it and rot in eternal hell fatty.

i have been eating easter eggs since early feb!! had them on offer for a pound so got them for all my family, i ate them so i replaced them ate them and replaced them not eaten the 3rd time round so far!!