Wife stuck for what to get me for my 40th, any suggestions?

Round about 200.00 mark I guess,

not bike stuff because she knows I’ll eventually sell it to upgrade whatever.

Got an IPOD, got a nice watch, got a nice hi fi, got bike…

Any ideas?

Hooker?

OR PS3/Xbox.
Currently our house is resonating to the sound of ABBA with wife and kids.

I liked your first answer best CHB

yes…but then I thought about the divorce costs for you and wimped out!

http://www.tbotech.com/ninja-gear.htm

walnut butt plug with gold draw string?

Nothing says “I love you” quite like anal sex.

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Is that what Dale Winton told you to seduce you?

we (me and mrs.flatback) think it should be an experience, like a weekend away so go to the amstel gold race in maastricht go on the sat morning 4 hour drive from calais, stay in maastricht night out, next day watch the start then drive 7 miles to valkenberg go to the cauberg hill and join in the festival atmosphere and watch them up the hill 3 times, drive home in time for work on monday

we (me and mrs.flatback) think it should be an experience,

like I said…. 🙂

Still preferring CHB’s first answer TBH!

hookers, charly and a gold butt plug?

You could ask for a Garmin type thingy – obviously for the car 😉

Nothing says “I love you” quite like anal sex.

yes. they can do strap-ons to fit your wife in all shapes and sizes. 😳

how about 2 cheaper hookers?

17 seconds with Girls Aloud?

17 seconds with Girls Aloud?

More than enough time

A cake with 40 candles on it?

A watch?

I’m agreeing with the weekend away somewhere idea. If you can’t immediately think of anything that you want materialistically, then ANYTHING your missus gets you is going to be a bit of a waste of time to be honest, a gift for a gift’s sake if you get me. No point in wasting £200 (personally if I was in your situation, I’d rather recieve nothing than a gift that you don’t really need/want!).

Why not chuck £200 in yourself, and both of you bugger off somewhere and get a week’s sunshine together somewhere? Or if not, then a weekend in Dublin/Edinburgh perhaps, somewhere where you can spend time taking in the culture/get pissed/spend all weekend in the hotel room shagging (or all 3!).

Firstly, most of you lot clearly spend way too much time in front of computers.

But, from some of the serious ones….

A watch?

got an Omega Seamaster watch so don’t need / want another

No point in wasting £200 (personally if I was in your situation, I’d rather receive nothing than a gift that you don’t really need/want!).

I keep telling her that too!

17 seconds with Girls Aloud?

Anyone got their phone number?

Nice dinner?

Nice pair of shoes?

Nice coat?

Very nice bottle of scotch?

Bluray player and some good films?

17 seconds with Girls Aloud?
Anyone got their phone number?

020 7215 5468

Fur lined condoms. Choose which side to put the fur!