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  • Wife stuck for what to get me for my 40th, any suggestions?
  • coolhandluke
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    Round about 200.00 mark I guess,

    not bike stuff because she knows I’ll eventually sell it to upgrade whatever.

    Got an IPOD, got a nice watch, got a nice hi fi, got bike…

    Any ideas?

    CHB
    Full Member

    Hooker?

    CHB
    Full Member

    OR PS3/Xbox.
    Currently our house is resonating to the sound of ABBA with wife and kids.

    coolhandluke
    Free Member

    I liked your first answer best CHB

    CHB
    Full Member

    yes…but then I thought about the divorce costs for you and wimped out!

    davey_clayton
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    kaiser
    Free Member

    walnut butt plug with gold draw string?

    Stoner
    Free Member

    Nothing says “I love you” quite like anal sex.

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    🙂

    CHB
    Full Member

    Is that what Dale Winton told you to seduce you?

    flatback
    Free Member

    we (me and mrs.flatback) think it should be an experience, like a weekend away so go to the amstel gold race in maastricht go on the sat morning 4 hour drive from calais, stay in maastricht night out, next day watch the start then drive 7 miles to valkenberg go to the cauberg hill and join in the festival atmosphere and watch them up the hill 3 times, drive home in time for work on monday

    Stoner
    Free Member

    we (me and mrs.flatback) think it should be an experience,

    like I said…. 🙂

    coolhandluke
    Free Member

    Still preferring CHB’s first answer TBH!

    curtisthecat
    Free Member

    hookers, charly and a gold butt plug?

    neverfastenuff
    Free Member

    You could ask for a Garmin type thingy – obviously for the car 😉

    mudsux
    Free Member

    Nothing says “I love you” quite like anal sex.

    yes. they can do strap-ons to fit your wife in all shapes and sizes. 😳

    Smee
    Free Member

    how about 2 cheaper hookers?

    mudpup
    Free Member

    17 seconds with Girls Aloud?

    matthewjb
    Free Member

    17 seconds with Girls Aloud?

    More than enough time

    Rich
    Free Member

    A cake with 40 candles on it?

    chewkw
    Free Member

    A watch?

    mboy
    Free Member

    I’m agreeing with the weekend away somewhere idea. If you can’t immediately think of anything that you want materialistically, then ANYTHING your missus gets you is going to be a bit of a waste of time to be honest, a gift for a gift’s sake if you get me. No point in wasting £200 (personally if I was in your situation, I’d rather recieve nothing than a gift that you don’t really need/want!).

    Why not chuck £200 in yourself, and both of you bugger off somewhere and get a week’s sunshine together somewhere? Or if not, then a weekend in Dublin/Edinburgh perhaps, somewhere where you can spend time taking in the culture/get pissed/spend all weekend in the hotel room shagging (or all 3!).

    coolhandluke
    Free Member

    Firstly, most of you lot clearly spend way too much time in front of computers.

    But, from some of the serious ones….

    A watch?

    got an Omega Seamaster watch so don’t need / want another

    No point in wasting £200 (personally if I was in your situation, I’d rather receive nothing than a gift that you don’t really need/want!).

    I keep telling her that too!

    17 seconds with Girls Aloud?

    Anyone got their phone number?

    chakaping
    Free Member

    Nice dinner?

    Nice pair of shoes?

    Nice coat?

    Very nice bottle of scotch?

    lodious
    Free Member

    Bluray player and some good films?

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    17 seconds with Girls Aloud?
    Anyone got their phone number?

    020 7215 5468

    Jenga
    Free Member

    Fur lined condoms. Choose which side to put the fur!

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