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  • Wife stuck for what to get me for my 40th, any suggestions?
  • Premier Icon coolhandluke
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    Round about 200.00 mark I guess,

    not bike stuff because she knows I’ll eventually sell it to upgrade whatever.

    Got an IPOD, got a nice watch, got a nice hi fi, got bike…

    Any ideas?

    Premier Icon CHB
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    Hooker?

    Premier Icon CHB
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    OR PS3/Xbox.
    Currently our house is resonating to the sound of ABBA with wife and kids.

    Premier Icon coolhandluke
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    I liked your first answer best CHB

    Premier Icon CHB
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    yes…but then I thought about the divorce costs for you and wimped out!

    Premier Icon davey_clayton
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    Premier Icon kaiser
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    walnut butt plug with gold draw string?

    Premier Icon Stoner
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    Nothing says “I love you” quite like anal sex.

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    🙂

    Premier Icon CHB
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    Is that what Dale Winton told you to seduce you?

    Premier Icon flatback
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    we (me and mrs.flatback) think it should be an experience, like a weekend away so go to the amstel gold race in maastricht go on the sat morning 4 hour drive from calais, stay in maastricht night out, next day watch the start then drive 7 miles to valkenberg go to the cauberg hill and join in the festival atmosphere and watch them up the hill 3 times, drive home in time for work on monday

    Premier Icon Stoner
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    we (me and mrs.flatback) think it should be an experience,

    like I said…. 🙂

    Premier Icon coolhandluke
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    Still preferring CHB’s first answer TBH!

    Premier Icon curtisthecat
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    hookers, charly and a gold butt plug?

    Premier Icon neverfastenuff
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    You could ask for a Garmin type thingy – obviously for the car 😉

    Premier Icon mudsux
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    Nothing says “I love you” quite like anal sex.

    yes. they can do strap-ons to fit your wife in all shapes and sizes. 😳

    Premier Icon Smee
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    how about 2 cheaper hookers?

    Premier Icon mudpup
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    17 seconds with Girls Aloud?

    Premier Icon matthewjb
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    17 seconds with Girls Aloud?

    More than enough time

    Premier Icon Rich
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    A cake with 40 candles on it?

    Premier Icon chewkw
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    A watch?

    Premier Icon mboy
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    I’m agreeing with the weekend away somewhere idea. If you can’t immediately think of anything that you want materialistically, then ANYTHING your missus gets you is going to be a bit of a waste of time to be honest, a gift for a gift’s sake if you get me. No point in wasting £200 (personally if I was in your situation, I’d rather recieve nothing than a gift that you don’t really need/want!).

    Why not chuck £200 in yourself, and both of you bugger off somewhere and get a week’s sunshine together somewhere? Or if not, then a weekend in Dublin/Edinburgh perhaps, somewhere where you can spend time taking in the culture/get pissed/spend all weekend in the hotel room shagging (or all 3!).

    Premier Icon coolhandluke
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    Firstly, most of you lot clearly spend way too much time in front of computers.

    But, from some of the serious ones….

    A watch?

    got an Omega Seamaster watch so don’t need / want another

    No point in wasting £200 (personally if I was in your situation, I’d rather receive nothing than a gift that you don’t really need/want!).

    I keep telling her that too!

    17 seconds with Girls Aloud?

    Anyone got their phone number?

    Premier Icon chakaping
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    Nice dinner?

    Nice pair of shoes?

    Nice coat?

    Very nice bottle of scotch?

    Premier Icon lodious
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    Bluray player and some good films?

    Premier Icon CaptainFlashheart
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    17 seconds with Girls Aloud?
    Anyone got their phone number?

    020 7215 5468

    Premier Icon Jenga
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    Fur lined condoms. Choose which side to put the fur!

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