Whoopee! I’m rich!!

Just got this email from Google.

Dear Sir/Madam,
We are please to bring to your notice that your email just
won£500,000 Pounds in our just concluded 10th anniversary promo.
Participants for this promo were randomly selected from
worldwide range of web searchers who uses Google search
engine(Googler)
and other Google ancillary services.For more info/how to claim
your prize,send your winning Ticket number:00869575733664,
CGPN:7-22-71-00-66-12,Serial numbers:BTD/8070447706/06,Lucky
numbers:12-12-23-35-40-41(12)and personal details to the
processing agent.Processing agent:Mr Francis Henson
E-mail:consultanthenson101@gmail.com,agent.francis101@gmail.com.

Somebody must still fall for this trick, otherwise you’d think they’d have given up trying! 😕

I never have any luck winning these 🙁

Woo does that mean that I can tell all the people emailing me, trying to sell me viagra, penis enlargement pills and general pharmacy consumerables to email you instead as you can afford it all?

Funny that Google never mentioned the promotion themselves. Must be a stealth marketing campaign 🙂

On the basis that if it looks too good to be true, it probably isn’t true…..

conversely:

if it looks as ridiculously unlikely as that email would suggest, surely that means it IS true!

Congratulations! Beers are on Druidh

All this is directed marketting, you know.

I also keep getting enlargement offers and viagra offers sent to me.

The burning question that keeps me awake at night is how do they find out I need this stuff? My missus swears she hasn’t told anyone.

Or is it to prepare me for my new lifestyle with lots of hot totty when I help Mrs Bigboobia from Nigeria collect her bequest and get my commission of £7.653 million?