Who Should light the Olympic Flame

Wenlock

Someone local – Elfin!

Yes him 😀

Bin Laden.

No, Ainsley Harriot.

No wait, Simon Cowell. The greatest living Brit.

I’m actually quite surprised there hasn’t been a Saturday night Strictly Britain’s got Flame Factor on Ice style program with public phone in vote-offs counting down the weeks during the build up.
Cowell is slacking.

Charlie Boorman, through the power of flatulence (as per Long Way Down)

Keith Flint?

Ken Dodd

Alan Partridge?
no?

Ah-Haaaaaaa

Is he big anywhere else, or would it in fact baffle the entire globe? If the latter then YES!

Harry Enfield.

I’ve almost creamed my undies in anticipation of who will light the cauldron! I hope it’s Phil Taylor while he tosses some flaming tungsten while Sid Waddell ejaculates a verbal money shot describing the action…..ahhhh so Brittish

My bet is it’s Jimmy Savill

Redgrave has not denied it

Keith Allen

As long as its a legend i`m fine, but I know who this man thinks it should be!!!!

I think just some rouge hobo from the streets of London.

Just for the look of shear confusion on his face.

Sam Fox.

Paul McCartney

The question was who should light it, not who should it be lit with… 🙄

don simon – Member
The question was who should light it, not who should it be lit with…

I genuinely loled.