Where's Kim?????

Seems the dear leader has gone MISSING!!!!

Has anybody seen him?

In hospital for gout.

Or dead.

He’s having his strings reattached. Or else he is being cloned (there will be a Kim Jong-deux, Kim Jong-Trois and so on)

Official explanation here

I heard it was a bad case of cheese addiction, almost killed him.

Kim gone ill.

^ 😀

He’s over done the biscuits;

from the rather wonderful http://kimjongunlookingatthings.tumblr.com/%5B/url%5D

^ 😀 x 2

I like this one

edit: Should have put this in the poo that won’t flush thread

Any money he’s in Vegas recovering from a 7 day drug binge and can barely remember his own name.

Should have put this in the poo that won’t flush thread

😆

He walked past a mirror and now he’s busy torturing the official state hairdresser?

One rumour says he’s bee deposed and his sister’s taken over.
Apperently there was supposed to be a power struggle going on within the regime.

HE’S BEHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND YUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

He’s under the water, rooking at you 🙂

Why is this country obsessed with North Korea?

I think UKIP see their immigration policy as being exemplary.

Labour love that the means of production are in state hands.

The Tories love the way their police operate.

The Lib-Dems feel sorry for them.

It’s got something for everyone.

One rumour says he’s bee deposed and his sister’s taken over

Is she called Kim too 😉

He’s under the water, rooking at you

😆 😆

Why is this country obsessed with North Korea?

Must be a bond villain appreciation type thing

All of the above and Britain First love them because they don’t let anyone in.

North Korea is an exceptionally interesting country primarily because so little is known about it and what it is really like. most countries are relatively easy to visit and its fairly easy to meet people from most countries, this cant be said of NK and so peoples natural curiosity is pricked oh and the fact that they are an emerging nuclear power that scares the west… 😉

Actually, he has been spotted testing for Sauber 😆

Given he is so fat and all the other people in NK look like they are starving, perhaps he has been consumed.

They are world leaders in marching though.

They are world leaders in marching though.

Oh yes!

saw this earlier it’s not North Koreans but great image;

similar hats though…

Maybe he’s fallen foul of one his own tanks of piranhas/laser sharks or sat on the chair that drops you into the magma under the volcano lair.

Why is this country obsessed with North Korea?

I don’t think it is. We’re just worried about them own wellbeing…

Edit: Muhahhahhahahaha.

or maybe

Have to feel a bit sorry for him, it’s tough at the top, it wasn’t all easy for his dad either

Had to post it before someone else did.

Maybe he’s busy trying to outdo Putin 😆

Why is this country obsessed with North Korea?

Because they have the ability to start and finish a third world war and given their irratic and unpredictable behaviour are more likely than any other nation to want to try. There is also the small issue of there not being any peace treaty between North and South Korea (just an enduring cease fire) and a standing army of 1 million people. They are the perfect embodiment of a totalitarian state.

On the plus side, any time you want to have a whinge about politicians and politics in this country or how we don’t live in a free society or how oppressive our country is etc etc, feel free to take a trip to DPRK to remind you how good it is here. Oh wait…..you cant’.

Actually, you can.

http://www.regent-holidays.co.uk/country/north-korea-holidays/

bearnecessities – Member
Kim gone ill.

(Applause!) 😆

Trimix – Member
Given he is so fat and all the other people in NK look like they are starving, perhaps he has been consumed.

FTFY
There is a heartbreaking book about N. Korea, my edit isn’t so very far from the truth. 😐

I’d love it he was experiencing ‘re-education’ at one of his fine labour camps. He’s not going to need force feeding anytime soon though the fat little ****

It’s not all bad from Korea:

Dont panic!!

Hes been found 🙂

He’s been deposed by his sister and is under house arrest. There have been rumours of a power struggle within the regime for a while.
But if there was really violent coop it’d be on the international news by now and how would the regime explain what was happening without claiming it’s just a mass hallucination?

He’s been deposed by his sister and is under house arrest. There have been rumours of a power struggle within the regime for a while.
But if there was really violent coop it’d be on the international news by now and how would the regime explain what was happening without claiming it’s just a mass hallucination?
I’d hate to be one of his family now if they’re turning against each other hand having each other executed or arrested and I bet one of the officials is playing them off against each other.