it's what people call me innit

Short, wide, and hairy.

I was buffetslayer on the old forum, which accounts for the wide.

Nothing to do with politics, religion or animal rights, it's because I own an AEC Militant recovery truck.

This one, in fact.

What I am in Braemar, where I live. Also a dig at the similarity between my village and Royston Vasey from The League of Gentlemen.

Andy w : my name
bjj : my other pastime (brazilian jui~jitsu]

I'm Mike and also a droid. I preferred Mikertroid to Mikerdroid.

My wife nicknamed me Bagpuss for my exuberant yawning, this morphed into Baggers, but becomes Bagstard when I'm in her bad books.

named after my hound who has a taste for "light ale"

given to me because of my job, and due to my perchant for funky facial hair

Big Dave: because my names Dave and I'm not slim.

Because I am an old(ish) git and get grumpy riding up hills

I've also been the Vice President i/c Funk – laying down the bass and all that stuff: You dig me?

Because i got some post addressed to me on the day i created a forum ID with the name Steve-Austin on it.

Because it was part of my dads nickname for me before and after I was born – the full title is Sidney Sideboard. I'm lucky, he called my older brother Sidney Mincing!

Because it's what Bristolians say to the driver when they get off the bus. I'm not Bristolian or a bus driver but after a while their version of English becomes kind of endearing.

school bus pass circa 1992, had the first 5 letters of your last name, followed by your initials and DOB at the bottom, so mine was meeha, JA. Kind of stuck.

Not seen the film but in the film the guy can only turn in one direction. I have issues turning right when on the bike and a couple of friends picked up on it and a nickname was born.

Named after a bond girl, used it before STW when I was at Uni.

Because I'm rubbish at thinking up imaginative usernames

It was my favourite tv programme as i grew up. And i am in fact a dog

given to me because of my job, and due to my perchant for funky facial hair

Does everyone know who Ron Jeremy is?

The real Ron Jeremy, the most unlikeliest porn star ever?

I used to be weekedendworrier (ww).

I'm now

ww as was

not

w was was

Because I once came off my bike and went headfirst into a dry stone wall. Crushed and fractured vertabrae, three months off work, not pleasant.

…though sometimes I feel people on the web think it is something to do with online arguments

Surname is Tutton, TUT is also my private reg no.

Milkie – Came from my DJ name.

A few people said I "milked" the mixes, so "Milkie" came about. Doing long mixes and 3 decks occasionally. Ah those were the daze!

Cos it's my name, pretty much. Real name is Graham but I've been called Grum by most people since I was tiny, including parents etc – not sure why but I guess it's an abbreviation of sorts.

Where do you find a tortoise with no legs?

Where you left it.

Wife's "favourite" joke

though sometimes I feel people on the web think it is something to do with online arguments

I thought it was probably some obscure sex act that I was too naive to know about.

DezB – yes I did.

chronic masturbator or maybe job description

Ex girlfriend bought me a stress relieving squashy ball called a mudmonster. Mountain biking is much better at relieving stress and much more fun though.

Named after a CNC machine I used to program/set, many moons ago.
The ***2 is because this the reincarnation after old forum died.

I owned a Kona King with 4” of travel and it compensates for a lack of talent…

I now own a Kona Hei Hei 100 and it does the same 😆

"Mr Woppit" – until recently, the only thing to survive the crash of Donald Campbell's "Bluebird" speed record run on Coniston back in the 1960's – a small teddy bear, for "good luck". Oops.

Ironic reference to my family life before I left home in 1971…

Because "It's a wonderful Life"

Ho hum, rector's bum!

'cause I've never had any complaints 😉

Bedds as it's my nickname.. Beddis is my surname

used to be Oxygen Thief

The Mullet (Mulletus shitueous hairus)combined with Maximus Decimus Meridius.
A bit rubbish really but i've been using that name as a gamer tag for about 10 years.