I am a Mr and my surname is Vear

I'm soft and sqwidgey and covered in white powder!…

…No, they're my ultimate survival food I couldn't ride without them.

i was watching the simpsons and this made me laugh, hence the username!:

I play them and build them.

Also it has nothing to do with bikes

No comment.

I play them and build them.

Cool – love a bit of lap steel – never tried playing it though.

I Live in Rossendale and usually go down hill like one, sans bike!

mine was supposed to be a combo of free from 5 / 5 spot but I spelt it wrong

I have quite long legs and blond hair.
Sometimes people assume I'm a girl because of the forum name 8)

That's me, that is.

I live in a trailor park eat ready meals and watch Jeremy Kyle all day long!

Nah…Silence of the lambs quote adapted to fit the bike I ride!

Unrelated to whitetrash from the classifieds…hmmph imitation is the sincerest form of flattery I suppose 😕

it's my initials, Originally comes from what I used in arcades back in the 70s/early 80s, I had every all time high score on about 4 machines in the local arcade. then when I first came here (about 10yrs back) it was in the days when you could post without a log-in, I was simply too lazy to type anything longer.
I use my first name on some other forums that don't allow short user names.

Shortened version of 'Santa Cruz rider'. Maybe obvious, though not so true these days….

One of my favourite albums (Big Black – Atomizer)

I had every all time high score on about 4 machines in the local arcade.

Wow you were even the king of gnar when playing video games as a child. 😛

My initials are also GW – spooky eh?

nickname for people from where i was born, nickname for the footie team i support

Lost three front teeth in a bike crash, aged 13.

Sings:

"I ate all the pies, I ate all the pies……"

Nuff said.

Im a singletrack (w)hor(e) 🙂

I'm a Tiger grrrrrrrr.

I used to be in Sales and then this was on telly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEv3q-ViieQ

Cue a lot of p!ss taking from my mates, the numbers are simple my year of birth backwards.

I wanted the username 'mango' as I like to eat them and also like the colour, but it had been taken when I registered on the old site. So instead of starting a new though process I added my favourite hobby.

I also liked the way it could be read in a me tarzan you jane kinda way, man go ride bike, wife stay in kitchen 😉

From an old roadie term from when leather saddles had a rivet on the nose. When you're really going for it using every last bit of energy riding pushed forward giving it everything you'd be riding 'on the rivet'. It's a term much used by Sean Kelly on Eurosport usually accompanied by Sean's favourite saying of 'Yes eehh he's really giving it 100 percent'

The ancient Lancastrian martial art, of vintage Goodies fame.
Also rather partial to black pudding (Oooh-err).

A correct translation of my original Irish name used in the school register. (When the English banned the Irish language many names were anglicised)

it's my own personal brand!

It's my name

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARDhJ2dpuYU or
The Rorschach test is a psychological test in which subjects' perceptions of inkblots are recorded and then analyzed using psychological interpretation.It is employed to detect underlying thought disorders, especially in cases where patients are reluctant to describe their thinking processes openly.The test takes its name from that of its creator, Swiss psychologist Hermann Rorschach.

I had a short spell of constantly breaking stuff. Wheels, brakes, shocks, foot, it just seemed to go on. I should get paid to trial new products. If you want to know if something will withstand real world conditions, send it to me. I seem to have a knack of destroying stuff. I know it's a naff user name, but very apt.

Do I need to explain?

Thought not.

Always assumed "this is not a spoon" was a nod to the Matrix quote…

Boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Boy: There is no spoon…

If yer out there – would love to know…

For me – it was an old nickname – probably came from the fact that I am kinda large combined with a nod to the Edgar Allan Poe story Fall of the House of … link to my surname…

a)My face looks like a Jackson Pollock painting after a particularly muddy ride.

b)Its an homage to The Stone Roses, one of my favorite bands.

c)Its rhyming slang I sometimes use for testicles!

I am not here.

I breed penguins for use in local restaurants.

Combination of the shop I run (Pefect Balance Cycles) and trying to be modest about my riding skills and state of mind.

Cos most of my mates were feckless artistic types laying around smoking and planning their next big gig/band/canvas and I was always willing to break out the tools to fix or build stuff for them to stop them living in toatl squallor.

I became revered as some kind of alchamist who actually owned tools and knew what to do with them and the nickname developed.

Because no-one does surnames like Orcadians.
Rob.

(Dad insists the correct (Orkney) pronounciation is 'Geh-rick'!, including the exclamation mark..)

Its the mountain I ski and board on + its the name of our apartment there.

I am a several winged, hairy-bodied, usually stinging insect of the superfamily Apoidea in the order Hymenoptera, including both solitary and social species and characterized by sucking and chewing mouthparts for gathering nectar and pollen

Ronseal

just to clarify i'm not actually a pornstar, but i work for an adult toy website

Another hard day in the office….

(im the one on my back by the way)