What’s pooped in my garden?

Any poop experts about? This was very small, only about 1 cm ‘tall’.

EDIT To include an actual photo of said poop.

Can’t see it, but I’m guessing at……….Binners.

Mystery poop but tiny?

Scrappy Doo

it was probably @perchypanther doing a little dirty protest, or maybe a velociraptor?

Oh ffs I give up

Definitely not me.

Mine are mahoosive

Hedgehog?
Otter?
Badger?
Pygmy hippopotamus?

💩

Baby robin.

It’s the top of a chocolate iced gem. It’ll be fine to eat.

According to Google it’s an Agaricaceae fungus, eat it and if it’s horrible sue Larry Page and Sergey Brin.

Baby robin.

Obvious suspect but I haven’t seen many around lately

It’s a walnut whip!

Hold on! I knew I’d seen it somewhere before!

Vom kleinen Maulwurf, der wissen wollte, wer ihm auf den Kopf gemacht hat.

I’ve read that book but couldn’t remember who the culprit was!

Those 5G mast’s are spurting lots of …..

It was definitely nipped off.

Full marks for presentation.

Possibly Hedgehog, we get those in our garden. Normally they’re firmer and more cylindrical.

Not one of these

I’m going left field, worm cast

1cm hi is way to small for a hedgehog turd. They’re also just a slug shape, thats got some real sphincter skill in its making.

Honeybadger.

1cm hi is way to small for a hedgehog turd.

We have a lot of HHs in the garden and I spend a lot of time cleaning out their shit from all the feeders / houses and patios. Their poop comes in all shapes and sizes depending on what particular intestinal parasites they’re currently carrying, the really bad ones get captured and wormed. Seeing a lot of really soft walnut whip poops this year for some reason, which are a PITA the clean up.

https://www.wayfair.co.uk/Design-Toscano–Loonie-Moonie-Bare-Buttocks-Garden-Gnome-Statue-QM2872400-L619-K~CBLQ1227.html?refid=GX434203998685-CBLQ1227&device=m&ptid=903631363353&targetid=pla-903631363353&network=g&ireid=57401171&device=m&gclid=Cj0KCQjw8rT8BRCbARIsALWiOvSwqC8kWOxWiw52NtGzgAc9ywqdAdcSWyLY_ZGTL9wu4sHT_w2–zEaAmQxEALw_wcB#ikxlskbqq1r-1

Seeing a lot of really soft walnut whip poops this year for some reason, which are a PITA the clean up.

In that case i stand corrected. My hedghog must be parasite free.

Also good job on the catching and treating. Lovely things.

It’s from a wild juvenile Mr. Whippy.

Adult poop is the same spiral, only star shaped.

Mmmm, chocolate mouse.

Baby velociraptor.

Lady bird that had the munchies

https://images.app.goo.gl/pjMgMRJ9gsPDBZHs7

Have to agree with what someone above said, superb presentation.

Wouldn’t look out of place on MasterChef.

You must feel blessed.

Wood pigeon